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Stop using dumb nicknames

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by mav3434, Jul 9, 2001.

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  1. mav3434

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    Tmo MoT DRob ERob JDub Cweb Jlo

    What do all these nicknames have in common? They are boring and uncreative and overused and dumb. Did anybody call Wilt Chamberlin WilChay? Or Oscar Robertson ORob? No, they had cool nicknames. like the Stilt or the Big O.

    Just imagine if this lameass naming system was in place in the 80's, then Dominique Wilkins = Dwil..is this cooler or is "human highlight film" a little more creative? Earvin Johnson = Ejohn..this sounds like an online toilet facility. Granted, the internet is notorious for sentence fragments and bad grammar, but for the sake of brevity we sacrifice our creativity and our humanity. David Robinson is the Admiral. He is not Drob. He may be a little sissy girl who sucks, but he is still the Admiral.

    We are not Stuart Scott, we are not Jim Rome, we are not even those lame guys who come on the 2 am sportscenter whose names nobody remembers, who use these nicknames in a bizarre attempt to sound like they have been balling at Rucker Park on 155th Street on the weekends.

    The minute I see hakeem referred to as "H-Ol" or "Keem-Ol" or "H-laj" I am going to projectile vomit.

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    No, he is the little mermaid [​IMG]. I agree with you on the rest, though.

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    come back with your original name...now that everyone is changing their screen names anyway :)
     
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    well then, designate a nickname for each player on our Roster or that we're interested in.

    I say T-mo becuz it's short. I use VC for Vince Carter rather then "Air Canada." Get it ? Good. Now get out.

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    Only things I don't like are those damned J-Lo, C-Web like nicknames.

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    W-fo

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    Hey Mav, why don't you go and fix your screenname, they're the Mavericks not the Mavs.
     
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    checkmate

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    "I say T-mo becuz it's short. I use VC for Vince Carter rather then "Air Canada." Get it ? Good. Now get out."

    Wow what a great take, Romey.

    I call all my friends dumb nicknames because they are short. I used to work in the white house. I called the president "BClin". I called Gore "Algo". Former Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin? I called him "BRube". Madeline Albright was "Mal-B" And of course, who can forget the former press secretary, "J-Car". Man, that was phat when I used to talk like that.



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    Hey Mav, why don't you go and fix your screenname, they're the Mavericks not the Mavs.


    Exactly my point. It is a screen name. Not a nickname. When Maurice Taylor registers and begins posting under Mo-T, (just like jenifer lopez christened herself J-Lo) I will call him that.

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    The mav board must be slow

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    William Shakespeare? The Bard? or B-Shakes?



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    I always liked Two Live Pooh for Pooh Richardson. Where is Pooh anyway? Good Lord, my username now seems silly.

    The Mav board IS slow. Trust me.

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    Thanks for the education. And to thank I was just about to call you MavT. Oh well I guess I will just have to stick with Mav Troll.

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  14. Mr. T

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    have "mav3434" you better stop talkin that jibba jabba -- before I throw you helluva far

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    "Mr. T's back, and I need work."

    "Stay in milk, don't do school, and drink drugs, and you might get work."

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    Once again my point is proven. Using internet BBS geek lingo is much more fitting for an internet geek, and I salute you.

    Contrast this with Trey Wingo and Stu Scott, who sit around their 3-bed, 2-bath town homes outside Bristol, CT, waiting for their monthly issue of "VIBE" or "The SOURCE" so they can sound all hip hop and cool on the air when they talk about J-Dub, C-web, et. al., and they can fantasize about bling blinging in da Escalade wit Jay-Z at Club NY from their recliners in suburban Connecticut.


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    Once again my point is proven. Using internet BBS geek lingo is much more fitting for an internet geek, and I salute you.

    Contrast this with Trey Wingo and Stu Scott, who sit around their 3-bed, 2-bath town homes outside Bristol, CT, waiting for their monthly issue of "VIBE" or "The SOURCE" so they can sound all hip hop and cool on the air when they talk about J-Dub, C-web, et. al., and they can fantasize about bling blinging in da Escalade wit Jay-Z at Club NY from their recliners in suburban Connecticut.


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    does anyone really care???

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    Whats your point again???? I fell asleep reading this boring and pointless thread written by a freakin Dallas Mavericks fan. But thanks for coming out!!

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