Yeah, **** This ****. I got my wife a ring plate. Apparently it's a special plate for your rings and jewelry. It also has some sort of saying on it, so it doubles as a card. I tried to cancel this thing 10 years ago and my wife and son bought me **** anyway (how did this become a family gift giving thing?). So I'm stuck. My wife did have some Pho delivered to me out of the blue for lunch today, which was pretty ****ing awesome especially since it was very good Pho.
Saw a thing posted, I'm totally sure it's legit because internet, where a Florida fishing outfitter will fake arrest you last Saturday in front of your wife (cars and uniforms and everything), provide lodging, food, beer and fishing before returning you home Tuesday morning. $1000. It's a brilliant plan. Me, I'm cooking the chicken wings I didn't get around to cooking last night. Gonna be a spicy evening. No gifts, I did buy flowers just because I felt like I should.
Flowers and dinner. Thats it. Thanksgiving will always be the most superior holiday. **** this gift giving ****.
