Can we just call Dallas 'Upstate' Texas?

I think the term youre looking for is Southern Oklahoma.

 

Anything east of Austin is pretty much trash

 

Huh?

 

No.

 

I'll remember that the next time we play your pro teams, buddy.

 

All I know is that the Mason Dixon line runs through Corsicana.

 

South Texas, West Texas, East Texas and North Texas all disagree with you.

 

Which side is Collin Street Bakery on? Either one.

 

Not certain….but I’m happy to concede fruit cake to the Yankees.

 

I hear it's pretty good, though! Not like the landscaping bricks usually sold as fruit cake! Yes, I've been meaning to try some. I admit it.

 

You can make the case that West, TX is in either Central Texas or North Texas but I don't care, those kolache are the bomb.

 

Not my thing but they're edible, as opposed to other fruitcakes. The key is to soak it in rum overnight.