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Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Feb 8, 2022.

  1. donkeypunch

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    Angelina Jolie = One night(or week) of dirty sex

    Charlize = Wifey
     
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  2. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    Hannah
    her name is the same backwards

    if you flip 99
    you still get
    99
     
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  3. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    If we flip it upside down we get your age.

    Gematria
     
  4. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Wow, Ok.

    This chick is so ****ing cool. The rare woman you can be friends with without it getting romantic or sexual. I could hang out with her, would have no problems having her over for dinner with friends and my wife, who has a little bit of a jealous streak. She seems so cool, real and down to earth that I would think really hard about screwing it up with a romantic relationship.
     
  5. RunninRaven

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    Charlize and it is not even close.

    But then again, I've never been an Angelina Jolie fan. Something about her look is just kind of off-putting.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Pretty much exactly my thoughts.
     
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  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I will never forget when Brandon Flowers, frontman for The Killers, released his first solo album and had a song called "Crossfire" on it. It was easily the best song on the album but the video was even better as it had Charlize in it, constantly rescuing Flowers from all kinds of situations. She was so good in that video - a total badass but hilarious at the same time. I remember watching that video and saying to myself exactly what Xerobull said. She seems to be so down to earth but also incredibly beautiful too.
     
  8. K mf G

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    This thread is so disappointing, 9 posts until we get an image?

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  10. Invisible Fan

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    Hackers was one of those movies I saw over and over on cable, and that kinda ruined Jolie for me.

    Arrested Development Charlize was crazy hot.
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  11. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Oof, good call. Shame Pete Davidson gets to yam her. I'm assuming he does. Or will eventually.
     
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  12. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Kate Beckinsale
     
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  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    The tattoos on Jolie are so unattractive. Why get all dressed up like that when you have all of that on your back. I'm sorry but no thank you. I can't see any guy who would enjoy making out with a woman and being able to read something on their body even if it is in another language.
     
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  14. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Charlize easily.

    Angelina seems like the type to key your car (or worse) if a relationship goes south.
     
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    Angelina probably had a higher peak, but Charlize has been more consistent through the years.
     
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  16. Nook

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    The correct answer is:

    Salma Hayek
     
  17. Jturbofuel

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    Charlize for the win because she is less crazy than Angelina.
     
  18. IBTL

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    Of the two charlize.
    Angelina reminds me of type that can't orgasm and if she does it's very subtle. Like a whimper.

    her sophistication quotient is unmatched. being a billionaire has its benefits

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    If my wife wants to dump me I am perfectly ok moving to colombia. Like I dare you.. please!!

    peak alba is still #1
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  19. Buck Turgidson

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    Mr. F was mentioned earlier
     
  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Sorry, I'm not a French billionaire, and neither are you.
     
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