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What needs to be done without a major trade??

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Jun 20, 2004.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    So what needs to happen to the rockets for us to win without a major trade going down

    :D

    unite sof and yof

    :D


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  2. today

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    Thanks for the laugh :D
     
  3. Deckard

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    LOL, Smeg! :D
     
  4. Ying Yang

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    Getting rid of Francis is the first step to playing Team Basketball, and obtaining a traditional point guard and some decent shooters.Secondly we need a taller Small Forward that can play both ends and shoot the three, this will enable JJ to play less minute by moving to the Shooting Guard. We would move Cato back to back up Center and get us a decent youngish Power Forward who could develop along with Yao. This is only if we CANT get all the STARS that we are shooting for;)
     
  5. xiki

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    We will miss Stevie. We have a fine, if flawed, fellow still -- though not likely much longer. We may love who we get, but we'll miss what we lose.
     
  6. LegendZ3

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    Steve may need an eye surgery too
     
  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Smeg !!

    Legendary !!!

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    DD
     
  8. lancet

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    Classic. They both need some sticky hands too for all those turn overs.
     
  9. SamCassell

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    LMAO. Nice work smegster.
     
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    LOL thats great! Yes we need all of that
     
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    Francis could use some of this.

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  12. supastevefoo

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    why does yao need gumballs in his pelvis? :confused:
     
  13. wakkoman

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    gumballs are in the shape of balls...
     
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    Hahahaha, this is hilarious. good job!
     
  15. aaaa

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    And such an appropriate pic too :D
     
  16. wireonfire

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    Mark my word, Yao has the heart.

    We'll see.
     
  17. IROC it

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    MOBLEY + CATO + PIKE + TE

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    McGrady + set of nuts for Yao.

    :p

    Yep, but a solid battle plan with all the weapons ain't nothin' but defeat waitin' to happen without any soldiers in the tank.
     
  18. SmeggySmeg

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    Part Duece

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  19. m_cable

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    Hmm. Has anyone ever read American Gods by Niel Gaiman. There's a passage from that book that this thread reminds me of:

    "You know, one time I saw Tiger down at the water hole: he had the biggest testicles of any animal, and the sharpest claws, and two front teeth as long as knives and as sharp as blades. And I said to him, Brother Tiger, you go for a swim, I'll look after your balls for you. He was so proud of his balls. So he got into the water hole for a swim, and I put his balls on, and left him my own little spider balls. And then, you know what I did? I ran away, fast as my legs would take me.

    "I didn't stop till I got to the next town. And I saw Old Monkey there. You lookin' mighty fine, Anansi, said Old Monkey. I said to him, You know what they all singin' in the town over there? What are they singin'? he asks me. They singin' the funniest song, I told him. Then I did a dance, and I sings,

    Tiger's balls, yeah,
    I ate Tiger's balls
    Now ain't nobody gonna stop me ever at all
    Nobody put me up against the big black wall
    'Cos I ate that Tiger's testimonials
    I ate Tiger's balls.

    "Old Monkey he laughs fit to bust, holding his side and shakin', and stampin', then he starts singin' Tiger's balls, I ate Tiger's balls, snappin' his fingers, spinnin' around on his two feet. That's a fine song, he says, I'm goin' to sing it to all my friends. You do that, I tell him, and I head back to the water hole.

    "There's Tiger, down by the water hole, walkin' up and down, with his tail switchin' and swishin' and his ears and the fur on his neck up as far as they can go, and he's snappin' at every insect comes by with his huge old saber teeth, and his eyes flashin' orange fire. He looks mean and scary and big, but danglin' between his legs, the littlest balls in the littlest blackest most wrinkledy ball-sack you ever did see.

    "Hey, Anansi, he says, when he sees me, you were supposed to be guarding my balls while I went swimming. But when I got out of the swimming hole, there was nothing on the side of the bank but these little black shriveled-up good-for-nothing spider balls I'm wearing.

    "I done my best, I tells him, but it was those monkeys, they come by and eat your balls all up, and when I tell them off, then they pulled off my own little balls. And I was so ashamed I ran away.

    "You a liar, Anansi, says Tiger. I'm going to eat your liver. But then he hears the monkeys coming from their town to the water hole. A dozen happy monkeys, boppin' down the path, clickin' their fingers and singin' as loud as they could sing,

    Tiger's balls, yeah,
    I ate Tiger's balls
    Now ain't nobody gonna stop me ever at all
    Nobody put me up against the big black wall
    'Cos I ate that Tiger's testimonials
    I ate Tiger's balls.

    "And Tiger, he growls, and he roars and he's off into the forest after them, and the monkeys screech and head for the highest trees. And I scratch my nice new big balls, and damn they felt good hangin' between my skinny legs, and I walk on home. And even today, Tiger keeps chasin' monkeys. So you all remember: just because you're small, doesn't mean you got no power."


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  20. SmeggySmeg

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    nice m_cable...now diagramise it :D
     

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