Malone and Stockton. Francis and Mobley. Kobe and Shaq. And...Bill and Calvin. Here's a look back at a few weird but amusing quotes from our beloved broadcasting duo: (All of these are from the first half of HOU@GS - Mooch's banker game- ). --- BW - And here's Walt Williams open for a three... CM - Come on, Walt, give it to me! (Wiz nails it) Big FELLA! That's what I'm talkin' bout! AIEEEEEEEEE! --- (Francis makes an impossible no-look pass) BW - Whoa! How'd Steve Francis find Taylor?! (Mo scores) Oh! Steve Francis! He must have an eyeball in his ear. CM - (restates) An eyeball in his ear. Been on the road too long, Bill? BW - Cyclops! You've seen a few of those late in the road trip, right Murph? CM - Whaddya mean, "right Murph?" I ain't seen no Cyclops! BW - Yes you have. --- (Chris Porter blocks a Kenny Thomas shot into the third row. Crowd goes nuts.) CM - (indignant) Why we had - That excited the crowd a little bit, didn't it? They must not see to many blocked shots. Cause it wasn't that devastating to me. Seeing how it was a shot the Rockets were shooting. --- CM - Let's go back to that telling folks I seen some Cyclops...no, nevermind. Let's go on with the game. BW - Please go on with the game. CM - Folks that know me at home, I DON'T KNOW NO CYCLOPS. Those are Bill's friends. --- BW - Larry Hughes drops it off right in the nick of time to avoid the travel. CM - He got eyes in his ears too, right Bill? BW - Yes he does. --- BW - I was proud of ol' Floyd Heard, in that last Olympics. He got in there. He's about as old as you are, Murph. CM - Uh, since you're about 12 years older than me, Bill please. BW - Oh CM - You knew it correctly. YOU were doing my high school games! --- BW - ...so check out the close-out sale going on now at the Rocket's Shop in MC Mall. CM - When do I pick up my gift? BW - I'll get it for you as soon as we get back. CM - Oh, goodness gracious. That means nothing, folks. BW - What do you mean!?! I just said...I... CM - Yeah, you said it too quick. It didn't take long... BW - Oh, Murph. --- BW - Steve Francis...reversal FOR TWO AND HE'S FOULED! What a shot! CM - What a pass! BW - What a rebound! CM - What a play! Your turn. BW - Awww, you topped me. You topped me. --- And my personal fave...this is just hilarious... Lisa Malosky from the sidelines - "Well, good news for the Rockets. Calvin Cato returned to the team Tuesday." ------------------ "They couldn't shoot, rebound, or pass, but other than that, they played great!" -Bill Walton
Those quotes are hillarious!! I too liked the Lisa quote. I guess she also knows that Catomic sucked it up this season. Cod ------------------ The Number One Cuttino Mobley Fan! Don't hate..Congratulate!
She had to announce it because nobody knew he was gone. ------------------ Reporter asks "How close were you to the victim?" Shorty says,"Real close until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I took my tongue out of her ass and left." Shorty - Marlon Wayans "Scary Movie" Go Rockets!!! SS
