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No farting around this is serious

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AleksandarN, Jan 5, 2022.

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  1. AleksandarN

    AleksandarN Member

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    She should change her package. Instead of jars why not cups. Brand it cup a farts. I think there is a gold mine here.
     
    #21 AleksandarN, Jan 6, 2022
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  2. daywalker02

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    Fart-astic.
     
    #22 daywalker02, Jan 6, 2022
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    upload_2022-1-6_6-58-46.jpeg
     
    #23 DonkeyMagic, Jan 6, 2022
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  4. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Great asset!
     
    #24 Joshfast, Jan 6, 2022
  5. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Wrong thread.
     
    #25 KingCheetah, Jan 6, 2022
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  6. heypartner

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    Is that called Fartitrage

    Buying and selling a fart jar whose value derives from and is dependent on the future value of the underlying fart.
     
    #26 heypartner, Jan 6, 2022
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  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Bitfart NFTs.
     
    #27 KingCheetah, Jan 6, 2022
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Post of 2022
     
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  9. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    She was producing 50 fart jars a week @ $1,000 per fart jar. So $200k a month.

    What proof is there that the farts are actually farts? She could have just used some stinky air from manure or compost or rotten eggs or something, bottled it up and no one's the wiser.

    She's so smart and so dumb (for trying to produce actual farts) at the same time.

    Imagine making 200k a month just selling bottled stinky air.
     
    #29 Juxtaposed Jolt, Jan 6, 2022
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  10. AleksandarN

    AleksandarN Member

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    Some people have morals. She probably wanted to be as authentic as she could. She has standards after all
     
    #30 AleksandarN, Jan 6, 2022
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    This is why I love this place and the real crime is nobody watches 90 day fiancé, so the irony of this person doing this as a profession is lost on everybody.

     
    #31 jiggyfly, Jan 6, 2022
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  12. CrazyJoeDavola

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    She could just keep the jars, go full portmanteau and call them "Jarts"
     
    #32 CrazyJoeDavola, Jan 6, 2022
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    Maybe there were less and less buyers and she cooked up the hospital story to make it authentic and final.

    All hustle and branding.
     
    #33 Invisible Fan, Jan 7, 2022
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    Her life seems like such a gas.
     
    #34 TheFreak, Jan 7, 2022
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    Just smear poop in the jar and let it sit for a couple hours, then wipe the poop off. No need to fart in the jar.
     
    #35 glad_ken, Jan 7, 2022
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    #36 Juxtaposed Jolt, Jan 16, 2022
  17. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Is this why @what can no longer afford internet?
     
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    You never go full portmanteau.
     
    #39 Two Sandwiches, Jan 17, 2022
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    I'm gonna combine it all and sell ghost diarrhea in a jar.
     
    #40 Two Sandwiches, Jan 17, 2022
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