Focus Features has premiered the first trailer, poster and stills from “The Lighthouse” and “The Witch” director Robert Eggers’ new film “The Northman”. The action-filled epic follows a young Viking prince on his quest to avenge his father’s murder. Sjon co-wrote the script with Eggers. Alexander Skarsgard, Nicole Kidman, Claes Bang, Anya Taylor-Joy, Ethan Hawke, Björk, and Willem Dafoe. “The Northman” will open in cinemas on April 22nd 2022. https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-trailer-robert-eggers-the-northman/
Ok, this is a no-brainer watch for me, but it was almost a shot for shot copy of the death of Conan's father in Conan the Barbarian. 'visionary' director, my ass.
This review is awesome and speaks to me: ‘The Northman’ Is A Glorious Goth Fantasy, Like Hamlet By Way Of Danzig https://uproxx.com/movies/the-northman-review-alexander-skarsgard-robert-eggers-shakespeare/
Glenn Danzig Establishes Himself As The Goth Tommy Wiseau With His Directorial Debut, ‘Verotika’ https://uproxx.com/movies/verotika-review-glenn-danzig/
When the male character finally gets the female character’s shirt off, we see that her mondo bazooms ... have eyeballs instead of nipples! “Your titz, zey are looking at me!” the man sputters. “Oh no, not again!” the woman groans.
Wife and I checked this out last night, we both were really impressed. Its like a hybrid between Gladiator and Excalibur with Vikings, the plot is very straightforward, not much depth, but it works. Visuals are amazing..... A-
