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Is Zion in shape?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Carl Herrera, Jan 6, 2020.

  1. verysimplejason

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    A melon would be in better shape. :cool:
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    4 on 4 just to make room for him. :oops:
     
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  3. ElPigto

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    Should probably lose some weight. @Jontro plz confirm.
     
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  4. Jontro

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    zion handsome af. and thicc is not bad
     
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  6. marky :)

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    He can probably just play TE for the Saints now.
     
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  7. Invisible Fan

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    Can't judge, I also dig beignets, po boys and bananas fosters.

    Zion's 300 moment: "This. Is. Nawlins! nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom"

    I'm surprised there aren't any I'm lovin it pics with Zion.
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  8. Nook

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    I am against fat shaming..... I like bigger girls... gimme a thick girl...... fat shaming is wrong, and I know Zion has genetics that aren't great for keeping fat off, but this **** is getting out of control........ now there are reports he has can no longer use the players entrance because he is too wide, and has to use the truck loading cargo drop off entrance to enter the arena.
     
  9. Squirtle

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    Lmao. Story checks out then.
     
  10. daywalker02

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    Will a Big Mac ever be in shape?
     
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  11. Squirtle

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    Now, these chicks wouldn't leave, they was ready to clown
    One was 5'6 and weighed three hundred pounds (Zion)
    (No she didn't come through with a thong on
    She did for the hell of it, big fat whale of it)
    You can't separate me, I'ma separate you
    b**** ya' p***y smell like Pepe Le Pew
    (You filthy, nasty, sick in the head
    Sitting in my dressing room with dick on ya' brain)
    She said "I want you to climb in this underwear, silly"
    But I was turned off by her tupper-ware t*tties
     
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    Zion 2019 (just 2 years ago) - Age 19

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    Zion - Dec 2021 - Age 21
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    The dreaded pandemic pounds.
     
  13. Jontro

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    When your “go to” becomes the comfortable hoodie and sweat pants at 21 years old… cause you think it hides your fat, well… you ain’t fooling anyone.
     
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    #197 J.R., Dec 11, 2021
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2021
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    Time to panic JR

    Is the Wall for WB trade still on the table?
     
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  19. J.R.

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    Pelicans are a shithole organization but maybe Adam Silver will give them another number one pick.
    Fire Griffin.
    Sell the team and move it to Seattle.



     
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    Luka needs to take a nice, long look at his expanding waistline and Zion's foot collapsing under the weight and ask himself whether he wants to be an all-time great, or eat himself out of the NBA.
     
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