Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Spoiler Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid."
I've got a problem with my arsenal, doc: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'
This is definitely my favorite clip but you left out the best part. Dale at the end was the best part.