Never a cockblock; at least not in my youth. But several times that irritated me. Cancun: 1 year we got the stewardess to fly back to meet us. We were all drunk on the plane claiming we were hockey players. She ended up hooking up with 3 of us. I was the first. Then my other friends came back and while she said she'd be right back, we pushed the two twins together and waited for the threesome. And 10 minutes later we see she's banging another friend on the couch! 1 year I was driving back in a cab with two girls coming back to the hotel from another club. We were all making out with each other in the back seat and all going back to the same hotel. I stopped to get cigarettes for the Trificta! When I came out they were gone... The worst, at least in Cancun, was these girls we met from Arizona. It was a 4-2 ratio, but we didn't care. Did a booze cruise and came back hours later to their hotel. My friend got through to the girl's room but I was banned because I left a $1,300 camcorder on the bar for 5 minutes and it was gone. I started tossing around tables and was removed. Then I got harrassed by several 4 ft tall security guards with batons. As I waited downstairs. My friend and two girls, one I'd been hitting on, said lets go skinny dipping. We were cool with that. The girls were in bikinis they just put on and Bobby & I were still in our night attire with wallets, etc. so I told him it made more sense for us to drop shorts and jump into the ocean with them. Now, we'd been drinking for a while and the girls had a 10 yard head start and we were trying to get deep enough in to where we weren't dangling around. And about that time, because we'd been talking, we realized the girls were gone. And when we got back to the beach, our shorts were gone. So my friend refuses to get out of the beach, and I'm randomly walking around to random couples, completely naked, asking if they know where our clothes are. By the love of God, I found a girl who knew where they hid them; wallets and all. And those are just a few. I think I could actually write a book on all of the nonsense romantically I and my friend's have been through. It'd be good reading
depends on how good her performances are in her films. i date the best. alexis texas and gianna michaels holla atchaboi if you read this.
Date? Hard no. I always had a policy where I would never date a stripper, waitress, or p*rn star. I've known plenty, a lot are really awesome people, but I don't make exceptions.
That reminds me of another rule, learned the hard way....a few times, never stick your dick in crazy.
Define date. Go out for a while? sure, why not. Wife? Hell no. I prefer monogamy in my real relationships. Friends with benefits, hell yes. Hypothetically if I were single, of course.
It is very convenient. 'Hey honey, I am monogamous at heart but I have to work and you know what I do.'
I'd wife one are you kidding me? They are probably the most chill and down to earth babes on the block.
