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Texans Hate Watch Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Zen Tabak, Feb 10, 2021.

  1. Zen Tabak

    Zen Tabak Member

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  2. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    David Culley is a terrible head coach. We knew he was a horrible hire. He was never an offensive coordinator, and most wide receivers had their worst career years with him as their coaches. He went from being unable to get a WR to score a touchdown as an assistant, to being unable to get an offense to score a touchdown as a head coach.
     
  3. DatRocketFan

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    He was never put in a position to succeed. He knew it was a sht place to coach but wanted to b one so bad.

    Hope it's worth ruining your name over. Gonna b now know as the man who.coach one of the shttiest Texan/team the league has seen
     
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    I don't blame him for taking the job at all, he'll go right back where he was when he leaves the Texans.

    I do feel badly for him, he's in over his head and it's just a no win situation. Bo Porter managing the Astros was mentioned earlier this season.
     
  5. Two Sandwiches

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    I always thought Bo Porter was apt for a comparison. I watched Porter manage low A ball just a couple seasons prior to being hired in Houston.
     
  6. Chilly_Pete

    Chilly_Pete Contributing Member

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    Culley is doing what he was hired to do. Tank.
     
  7. Phillyrocket

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    Can’t really hate on the team they have arguably the least talented roster in NFL history and are doing exactly what we all anticipated which is lose in an embarrassing manner.

    I don’t blame Lovie or Culley they’re just cashing checks for this pointless season. Doubtful there will be more than a handful of guys still on this roster in another year or two.

    Jury is still out on Casserio. I liked the 1 year deals to conserve cap space but he’s made a few dumb trades (Anthony Miller, Shaq Lawson) and made a few stupid signings and releases Amendola? Mercilus should have been cut earlier but now he hits next years cap. At least he didn’t cave in and trade Watson to Mia.

    As long as Easterby and Cal are still there not having a lot of faith.
     
  8. Buck Turgidson

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    Since/including Detroit you may be right, but nobody will ever touch expansion Tampa.

    But your point stands: literally every single one of the 22 starters + ST specialists needs to replaced

    That's hard to do in the NFL
     
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    haven't even watched a single "highlight" this season
     
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  10. Fulgore

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    I don’t blame you.
     
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    You're missing out.

    When I wake up stressed about life @ 3 a.m. (and that happens all the time), I can often giggle myself back to sleep by replaying the Texans punting into the helmet of an O-lineman.
     
  12. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    There haven't been any
     
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  13. Pringles

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    The man is not tripping. He's guaranteed millions now.
     
  14. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    I can appreciate Caserio not overreaching and trying to turn this dumpster fire into something more too early.

    We signed a bunch of cheap vets to short/flexible terms deals and we will shed this entire roster over the next 24 months.

    The only one that might survive the purge is Tunsil, but that's questionable at best.

    After we trade Watson this Spring the rebuild will commence in earnest and I think it will be a fun ride.
     
  15. RunninRaven

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    That interception at the end of the 1st half in yesterday's game pretty much summed up my reaction to this team this season. I just stared at my TV, dumb-founded. I feel like I have never seen something so stupid in all my life on a professional sports team. I'm sure there have been others...but in that moment it felt like the universe had conspired to concoct a single moment as a microcosm of this Texans team. Prior to the replays I kept saying to myself, "They'll overturn this. Why would Tyrod do some weird ass shot-put straight to a defender instead of throwing out of bounds or just stepping out of bounds? There would be absolutely no reason for that kind of silliness."

    Then the replay happened and I saw that Tyrod -- who I had been desperately hoping would come back from injury and save me from the torture of this team -- had indeed performed some weird-ass Hunter Pence-like shot put throw straight to a defender for no good reason. Like the weight of Houston Texans' ineptitude suddenly coalesced into a black hole inside his brain for that moment and he could do nothing else but the stupidest thing possible.

    And so he did.

    Man, **** this team.
     
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