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Does this ever happen to you?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by amfootball, Jun 3, 2004.

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  1. amfootball

    amfootball Member

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    So my dog was watching Oprah this afternoon...I walk into the room as the show is going to commercial. All I heard was six words...

    "...the whole vagina could be destroyed."

    Do you ever walk into a room, only hear the end of a sentence and think WTF? I sure wish I knew the beginning of that sentence....
     
  2. franchise403

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    Let the "huge" jokes begin..........
     
  3. amfootball

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    One more thing...the woman who made this statement was about 95 years old...that made it even more perplexing....
     
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    I always catch the end of sentences. And I reply with something out of the ordinary that gets a laugh. Love it.
     
  5. meggoleggo

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    Was it Sue Johansen, aka the sex grandma? That would explain the end of the sentence you caught...
     
  6. fadeaway

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    What sentence?




    :p
     
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I told Oprah not to talk about anymore.
     
  8. Uncle_Tim

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    oh I thought this thread was about premature eja.......never mind.
     
  9. amfootball

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    There's a sex grandma? I must go hurl now....
     
  10. Harrisment

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    It happens to all of us at some point man. Don't worry about it..

    ;)
     
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    Stay away from AB because...
     
  12. meggoleggo

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    Hahahaha yeah there is. She's some old lady from Canada who has her own show on cable that people call in with their sex problems and she helps them out. She also does review on p*rn novels and sex toys and the likes. I think it's funny, but some people don't.
     
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    If your girl gets pregnant...
     
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    i was walkin down the street downtown and these two people were talking and i just caught a snippet of a sentance. it was

    "her nipples attatched together with a chain".

    i walked faster.
     
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    AB, that was just........awesome. Havent laughed that hard about a post in a long time.
     
  17. Isabel

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    Or you overhear some very loud snippets of conversation. The other day I was at a normal, family restaurant and overheard some rather loud tidbits, most of which were curse words and the term "oral sex". Be careful with your conversations.
     
  18. AntiSonic

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    I like flipping channels and seeing if the random words will form a sentence.

    I think they did that on Beavis and Butt-Head once.
     
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    So does anybody know the beginning to the sentence?

    Sounds like important information to me.
     
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    If the NFL Season was prolonged to 20 games...
     

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