Wubba lubba dub dub! Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property One Florida man found himself in a pickle. Well actually, he was arrested for masturbating on private property, which included inserting a pickle, The Smoking Gun reports. Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet. The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person. He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document. Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reports https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-woman-28-drives-golf-035800180.html
Not Florida, but still Florida https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2...arting-fawn-fire-boiling-bear-urine-to-drink/ SHASTA COUNTY (CBS SF) — According to court documents, the Bay Area woman accused of starting the Fawn Fire in Shasta County last week was attempting to boil bear urine so she could drink it when she allegedly set off the destructive blaze. In a bizarre turn of events, charging documents said 30-year-old Palo Alto resident Alexandra Souverneva accidentally started the fire as she attempted to boil water from a puddle to drink. ... The Cal Fire officer who arrested her also said he believes there is a high possibility that she additionally started a separate vegetation fire the night before the Fawn Fire broke out in the city of Shasta Lake. ... If you sick ****s want pics of her, click the link.
If a bear pisses in the woods, will a meth head try and boil it? Jokes aside, this fire has destroyed hundreds of homes and buildings. She needs to drink toilet-tank-prison-hooch for the rest of her life.
See what happens when people watch Naked & Afraid! Think they can wing anything out there. Dammit...just go to 7/11 bathroom and drink from faucet. Florida (wo)Man would do that!
Apparently she was a former yoga teacher that people say claim is brilliant. Not brilliant enough to not start a forest fire apparently. I'm going to have to say this woman was stupid, but this story wasn't insane enough to qualify for "Florida". REJECTED. It seems like she was trying to filter out bear urine from the water so she could drink the water while out in the wild. I thought she was trying to drink bear urine. lol. I mean, she does it and everybody thinks she's sick... Bear Grylls does it, and he's a bad-ass that gets a tv show... .I dunno... https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/27/us/fawn-fire-california-charges/index.html Souverneva then became thirsty and found a puddle of water in a dry creek bed, but the water allegedly had bear urine in it so she tried to filter the water with a tea bag, the officer said. "She said that didn't work so she attempted to make a fire to boil the water. She stated it was too wet for the fire to start. She said she drank the water anyway and then continued walking uphill from the creek bed," the complaint read. Souverneva got stuck in brush and called the fire department, the complaint read. She was evaluated for dehydration and then questioned by Cal Fire authorities when she allegedly told them she tried to light a fire. Souverneva was taken into custody, the complaint read.
https://news.yahoo.com/woman-arrested-being-found-naked-024300599.html Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at Florida car dealership: Police report A Florida woman was arrested after a customer found her naked in the back seat of a Jeep Wrangler at a car dealership, according to police. A customer at a Toyota dealership on Pensacola Boulevard in Pensacola, Florida, reported to a sales associate that a woman, identified as 37-year-old Alexis King, was in the back of the Jeep without any clothes in the sales lot, according to the arrest report. A manager at the dealership told police he approached the Jeep and found King "naked, with her legs spread wide open," according to the arrest report. A receptionist who was with him said she saw King “pulling at her vagina." The manager told King to get dressed and exit the vehicle, after which she was seen leaving the dealership, the arrest report said. Another employee called law enforcement after a coworker told him "a homeless woman was ... pleasuring herself" inside one of the vehicles, the report added. King was arrested and charged with burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, criminal mischief, unlawful exposure of sexual organs, and giving a false name. She is being held in the Escambia County Jail with a $7,000 bond. Spoiler The arrest report said there was a red-colored stain "which appeared to be from vaginal bleeding consistent with a period" observed on the back seat. The manager estimated $1,300 in damages to the vehicle.
