Our batch of kittens are hilarious. Both of them like to sit on the computer desk and chase the cursor on the monitor when I'm trying to surf! It drives them crazy and it is hilarious to watch.
We have a cat who loves to be vacuumed....swear to God. If we get out the vacuum cleaner, he runs around meowing until we take the attachments off of the end of the metal tube and run that down his back and against his head. It is one of the craziest things I've ever seen and when you have as many cats as we do, you see some pretty crazy crap.
Okay, this will sound made up but I gurrantee you it is true. If you don't believe me come on over to our house in Houston (when I return) and see it for yourself. i have a Cockatiel (bird) that has a foot fetish. It will talk to your toes and dance for them and follow you aroud talking to your feet. It also loves socks. It will talk to socks, clothes of any type when held above him. He also knows how to knock on doors. When I take a shower he waits until he hears the water turned off, that way he knows I am going to be out of the shower and drying myself off and getting ready for the day etc. He then flys down from his cage, walks to the bathroom door and begins knocking with his beak. he then does the whistle you do for your dog to call him to you. And continues to knock on the door while waiting for me to let him in. It is so strange and funny. It's the most cute, funny, and just plain strange pet I have. I love him a lot.
Sometimes when my cat is outside, she will will come "knock" at the door for me to come outside with her and play. She doesn't want to come in, she wants me to come out. Darn cute.
My aunt in Houston has a cat called Sugar Bear and it loves ice. Whenever you near the fridge you better be prepared to throw a piece of ice her way.
I don't have a pet now, but when i was a kid I had a cat who alternately thought she was a dog or a human. The local variety store was about 2 blocks away, and my cat used to run with me, sort of a race, to the store, wait around outside while I went in, and run back home. I would even take a short cut through this whole in a schoolyard fence, and she would duck under the fence where it curled up. I have never heard of a cat doing that kind of thing, and she did it every day. During meals she would sometimes occupy one of the empty seats, and put her forepwas on the edge of the table and just watch us; didn't try for any food or anything, but sort of set there, like a guest. She was awesome, and I was too young to realize how special and unusual she was. Miss her. Name was Gypsy.
My cat will on occasion lie on the bed next to me or at my feet and watch TV with me. For the past 20 minutes, my ball python has been wrapped up in a towel and is in a sort of cradle position in my arms. I just gave him a bath.
One of my cat's likes flip-flops and sweaty gym shorts. She will roll around with flip-flops, getting all tangled up to the point that it looks like she is wearing the flip-flops on her paws. With sweaty gym shorts she spazzes out rolling around in them with her eyes the size of half dollars. It's almost like cat nip....my sweat that is. My other cat has a box, bag or anything he can hide in, fetish. If there is any kind of a container within his reach, he will find a way to try and fit his fat ass inside of it, even if he is way too big to fit inside.
My dog humps things on command. He likes to eat cheese and peices of bread. He likes to drink coffee and waits for people to finish their drink so he can have his.
my cat snores in his sleep. its pretty darn funny. and if you scratch him at a certain point on his back he will nibble at his front paws.
Our cat, especially when he was younger, would eat pretty much anything. One day we caught him licking out a tub of butter. Another time, when he was just a kitten, I found him on top of the counter standing in a large salad bowl, eating salad. It was just so comical, I couldn't get mad. He'll eat lettuce, olives, onions... anything.
Ah the internet...what a wonderfull thing.... Now let me tell you how to get your dog to hump on command. When the horny little devil is just getting stuck into his favorite coushon....you say to him "**** it". Say that enogh times and he'll learn what the word means. My dog can be sound asleep....but if I wake him up and tell him to "DO something"......he'll do it. Its good for a few things. For instance if you breed dogs it would be usefull. When a family member is getting on your nerves getting the dog to plant their leg is always a good was to get revenge. Its also a funny way to embarrass people. Nothing like visiting someone house and having the dog try to nail your for an hour! Lucky he's only a Multese Terrior....if we'd got a Great Dane there would be some massive problems!
The other night-- at about 3 AM-- my oldest daughter heard one of our three cats meowing but really couldn't figure out the place of origin. Then she tracked it down to the heating/cooling floor register. She popped off the register and out slunk our calico. Somehow, and we still don't know how, she had made her way into the ventilation system. My wife had recently noticed some loose insulation around a couple of the registers, so It would appear that she has been doing this for awhile.
I used to have a cat named Elvis Food who hated Tender Vittles. I did my best not to feed it to him, but sometimes I'd forget to get other food and that was all the 24 hour store stocked. One time I went out to Long Island for an overnight party after filling his bowl double full with Tender Vittles. The next day when I got home his bowl was gone. I looked all over and finally found he'd moved it to his litterbox and scooped his own sh*t on top of the food. Blew my mind and I never fed him Tender Vittles again.
My cat (Weezer) fetches Q-tips. I throw them up in the air and she jumps up and catches them in her mouth, then brings them back to me to do it again.
I have two dogs. One of them is rather odd...she does two things that I consider to be crazy: 1) She pets the other dog. She literally takes her paw and softly pets the other dog. She'll just walk up to the other dog at any given point, sit next to her and start petting. It's really very sweet. 2) That same dog also likes to dress in clothes. She goes into my closet all the time and tries to put a shirt on. She has stolen my hot pink halter top...it fits her perfectly. She often demands to wear her Elvis costume. The other dog is pretty normal, except she does have a belching problem. She likes to walk up to people and let one rip. It's always really loud and super stinky!
