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Talk About Choking Your Chicken!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, May 28, 2004.

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  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Man Caught Having Sex With Hen

    A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

    The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

    "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

    The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

    The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
     
    #1 Lil Pun, May 28, 2004
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    Well, no chicken wings for me today, thank you!
     
    #2 AroundTheWorld, May 28, 2004
  3. thadeus

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    In other news:

    KFC has just introduced a new sauce for their bucket o' chicken.
     
    #3 thadeus, May 28, 2004
  4. AroundTheWorld

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    I think this is one of the threads Mango really likes ;).
     
    #4 AroundTheWorld, May 28, 2004
  5. coma

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    What a crazy Zambian.
     
    #5 coma, May 28, 2004
  6. thegary

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    i mean, how horny do you have to be to rape a chicken? wow :eek:
     
    #6 thegary, May 28, 2004
  7. Uncle_Tim

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    So it's not true what they say about black men......after all, he got his wang in a chicken.
     
    #7 Uncle_Tim, May 28, 2004
  8. macalu

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    a **** in a hen. how else to you expect them to lay eggs.
     
    #8 macalu, May 28, 2004
  9. Austin70

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    Thats one way to get laid, and one question is brought to mind, which came first the chicken.........
     
    #9 Austin70, May 28, 2004
  10. Jebus

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    I heard it was consensual.
     
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    Q - how do they practice safe sex in Zambia

    A - put red X's on the chicken that peck.
     
    #11 3814, May 28, 2004
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    #12 Agent86, May 28, 2004
  13. Agent86

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    that didn't work:mad:
     
    #13 Agent86, May 28, 2004
  14. bamaslammer

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    I guess Adam Sandler was thinking about this guy!

     
    #14 bamaslammer, May 28, 2004
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    :confused: ???
     
    #15 AMS, May 29, 2004
  16. Lil Pun

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    WTF?
     
    #16 Lil Pun, May 29, 2004
  17. Christopher

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    I wonder which one come first.....



    The Chicken or the Egg I mean (You have a filthy mind!). :)
     
    #17 Christopher, May 29, 2004
  18. Uprising

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    YUCK! Eat More Beef!
     
    #18 Uprising, May 29, 2004
  19. RocketsPimp

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    Welcome to yesterday. ;)

     
    #19 RocketsPimp, May 29, 2004
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