How about “The Sengway” kinda like the segway, the way he moves in the offensive side is so effortlessly.
"Goon" And when he does something really good during the game, everybody can just yell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! Definition: 1. An enforcer 2. a man hired to terrorize or eliminate opponents 3. a violent, aggressive person who is hired to intimidate or harm people. Synonyms: bully, brute, roughneck, scoundrel, hooligan, hoodlum, vandal, rowdy,
Turkey Leg Hut Not serious obviously. That’s what this comment made me think of. Turkey Leg Hut is synonymous with H-Town. I can’t think of any cool way to fuse the two together that’s not corny.