Such a great W, Garcia was fantastic, Altuve with 2 more bombs on his 10th anniversary, Brantley and Alvarez in on the fun, and even Correa didn’t get left out of the hit parade.
None of the above. But it's only partly their fault. If the men around them wouldn't soil themselves over the ladies, they might be able to focus on baseball and not the filler material about climbing in rafters and weather reports. But I have the same problem with selfies. It's not "Look at the Grand Canyon," it's "Look at ME NOT looking at the Grand Canyon." I have nightmares of Milo in his olden years completely forgetting there was baseball game being played while he was flirting and making women very uncomfortable.
I'm really digging every time Razor Ramon pitches these days. Originally, he was slated to pitch on my birthday. Instead, I got Greinke.