60,000 idiots

I identify as a lesbian. I'm outraged now

 

pls, we need a 99er to explain wat this bout

 

Self-proclaimed idiot calls out other idiots.
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Who would win? 10,000 Maniacs vs 60,000 idiots?

 

What is happening

 

Except for, you know, every member of this bbs, who you are so vastly superior to.

 

You have to go with the maniacs, figuring that 1 maniac should on average kill at least 6 idiots.

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

 

@Roc Paint celebrating 60,000 lifetime posts on the internet.

 

Having grown up with both horses and ducks and been attacked by both, I can say that I'd rather fight a giant duck than 100 tiny horses. Horses bite hard and have teeth. They buck, stomp and their kicks are no joke, probably even at 1/100th the weight. I can't imagine that a 1500 pound duck's bite would kill you, and even if it could, you can avoid it. They won't be kicking you. I guess they could land on you but again, it's just a single enemy. And when the battle is done, you can eat the duck. I mean, you can eat horses but I've never tasted horse meat and I've read it's pretty nasty.

 

Swap duck with goose and you have a weapon of mass destruction.

 

Bingo. Or swan or rooster

 

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