http://www.citypages.com/databank/23/1142/article10824.asp "complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments."
DAYUM! Actually, that is so freaking funny I just sent it to all my friends, who I'm sure will hate me now! Thanks!