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Alter The Moon's Orbit - Louie Gohmert

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by bobrek, Jun 9, 2021.

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  1. NewRoxFan

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    trump watching the forest service moving the moon. After raking the forests, natch...

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    I guess you could say he’s thinking outside the box. I just don’t know if the BLM is the agency best equipped to change orbits.
     
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    She didn't say No. Maybe those Forest people met some magical gnomes deep in the forest who told them secrets about orbits and stuff. It's possible. I for one am thankful that Louie is pursuing this lead.
     
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    the scariest part of all this is that this dip-**** was once a judge.
     
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    the other scariest part is so many people in this state vote for morons like that
     
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    Its bad enough that lame brains like gohmert are ridiculed here... but even worse when he embarrasses the U.S. worldwide...

     
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    "Homert"! :D

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    TIL that the moon's orbit increases yearly.
     
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    OP, please change the title of this thread to be

    " The Stupidest Congressman Ever "
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    Yes it would be stupid to ask Black Lives Matter if they can change the orbit of the Moon. Doesn't make it any stupider to ask the Bureau of Land Management.
     
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    Rep. Gohmert might like to know that the PRC is already on it.
     
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    Also the British did it 22 years ago.
     
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    i know who to ask!

     
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    ....awwwww...

    ...the Russkies are just sore that the Donald ain't there to promote the idiot quotient from the highest platform in the land anymore.

    ...it's not much of a secret that the rest of the world generally thinks the vast majority of your everyday Americans are morons.
    ...they get their jollies when the morons get put in charge of something important.

    ...only in America do the idiots actually get to run the asylum.

    Puts all that "American Exceptionalism" stuff into perspective, don't it?;)
     
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    ...the Donald's paying for that little stunt now, isn't he?

    ...he can't even see which way to put his pants on now.

    Serves him right.;)
     
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    ...and people have asked me why I don't have me sum more edjumications...

    ...What the hell I need all that fer?;)
     
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    Is this better/worse or smarter/dumber than Trump's "inject bleach" very concerned honest question?

    Also, if you actually tried to move the moon, The Jews would redirect their space lasers on you and you'd be SOL.
     
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    The Hebrew Calendar is based on the Lunar Year. And don't get me started how pissed all of us Asians will be if you mess with our Lunar New Year..
     
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