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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Dr of Dunk

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    That kid deserves to be eaten. Hopefully next time.
     
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    Get Back!

    Hey Buddy!

    Things that should never be said to an alligator.
     
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    Somebodys been feeding that gator or he came across her cubs
     
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    Those mangroves can be a dangerous place. Id be more fearful of snakes in that area. Deserved to be eaten indeed.
     
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    True. Water moccasins and gators luring around isn't my kind of fishing spot.
     
  8. ThatBoyNick

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    Florida man done right

     
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    So wtf happened to the guy after???
     
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    He rode off into the glory of the everglades with a sweet serenade of banjos, like all other Florida men before him
     
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    He was arrested for having sex with an alligator.
     
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    Nicely done. Back to back epic posts. Both equally applicable and likely.
     
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    I think that's an old one, but the first thing I thought was "Did the guy put his camera on a tripod and film just in case he'd find a puppy being attacked by an alligator there?" I swear I keep thinking he just threw the dog in there to come out looking like a hero.
     
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    Ah, I just remembered. The cameras were set up by the fish & game people or something. Ok, he can be a hero.
     
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    I think I'd like to try me some of that pruhpane
     
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    He puts the alligator in a vest, which makes it an investigator.

    The alligator is currently working on investigative fashion journalism: if men should wear Crocs.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    https://www.complex.com/life/florid...-son-to-fight-another-kid-joining-altercation

    A Florida mother was arrested on Friday after she allegedly encouraged her son to fight another child before jumping into the altercation herself, Orlando’s CBS affiliate reports.
    Volusia County deputies responded to reports of a fight in Orange City. Per police, Jamie Gensler confronted the victim and accused him of knocking over a basketball hoop the night before. She called for her son to come out of the home and fight the victim, which he did. As they were fighting, Gensler reportedly guided her son through the altercation, instructing him to hit the victim in the “balls and gut.”

    An Orange City mother was taken into custody after authorities said she encouraged her son to start a fight with another child in the neighborhood then jumped into the altercation herself. https://t.co/LKeTd3y120

    News 6 WKMG (@news6wkmg) May 10, 2021
    Gensler’s son was able to knock the victim to the ground. When he tried to get to his feet, Gensler jumped in the fight, punching the child in his head and slapping him. The incident left the victim with a large abrasion on his forehead above his right eye. Deputies claim neighbors recorded the fight, with footage confirming Gensler started the altercation. When they questioned the 35-year-old, they also noticed that her knuckles were bruised.
    Upon her arrest, Gensler says that the victim and his friends had been trying to provoke her son throughout the day and he finally agreed to fight them. She admitted to providing her son with instructions on how to handle the fight since it was happening in her presence. She will now face charges of child abuse and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
     
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