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Priorities: Your own Robocop or Sexbot? Poll.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VanityHalfBlack, May 4, 2021.

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What's needed more?

  1. Robocop programmed just for me

    6 vote(s)
    42.9%
  2. Sexbot that does it all.

    9 vote(s)
    64.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    So I was thinking, instead of defunding the police, why not just assigned your own Robocop? Like each citizen will be assigned their own AI Robocop. Nobody gets hurt, nobody gets shot the *** up. Unless people take advantage of it and start a Robo war, LMFAO! Or would you rather just have a Sexbot that does everything, you know? Just like the real thing baby.
     
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Robocop. And what if it's lady Robocop? Can't it be both, then?

    But really, for a sex, I need that bangmaid... Your momma.

     
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  3. Invisible Fan

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    Why not both? Also pay a little more for the sandwich making upgrade.

    Think outside the box...and inside the box.
     
  4. KingCheetah

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  5. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    robocop...so when I start cooking meth Walter White-style, I got an enforcer on my team. Plus, all those ducats i'll be rolling in will attract all the seksbotz to my crib pad.


    edit: Which one includes a helicopter?
     
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  6. Ottomaton

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    Robocop in reality is very different from Robocop in film.

    This is what Robocop is in the real world:

    hmh_holmes_and_watson.jpg
     
  7. Ottomaton

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    Also, Robocop in the film was actually a cyborg, not a robot. If you screw a cyborg made from the OD'd corpse of a dead p*rn star, is that necrophilia?
     
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  8. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    Yeah baby, groovy!
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. donkeypunch

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    Gonna end up with a bunch of Gazorpazorps.
     
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  10. Invisible Fan

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    I don't know but there's prob a untapped market for that on Onlyfans.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    If everyone had their own sexbot there would be no need for robocops.

    Crime rates would likely drop.
     
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  15. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Does the bot have a MUTE button and not always complain room temperature is too cold?
     
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  16. Buck Turgidson

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    You have thought entirely too much about this.
     
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  17. Invisible Fan

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    Everybody would stop working or trying hard to impress.

    Humanity would be DOOMED
     
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  18. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    But we would go out...
    <Takes off sunglasses>
    with a bang.
    <The Who starts to play Won't Get Fooled Again>
     
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