Good morning... I am going to kill the @#$!

Juggling bobcats is what my special purpose is for. It’s like a ride.

 

But did he finally get to wash his car?

 

After he washed his under pants.

 

I flipped on the TV once and was watching a doc about a lady tracking bobcats in Texas. After a few minutes I realized she was tracking them in the woods across the street from our neighborhood. Apparently there are tons in our area. I often ride my bike on the path in those woods.

 

It's funny because the cat's name is Bob. Lol.

 

This has been making the rounds on Nextdoor in my area since we have a bunch of bobcats and coyotes running around here. I'd post the scene from The Jerk posted earlier in this thread on Nextdoor, but people are touchy about their "fur babies" and don't want to see them juggled, apparently.

 

Dang it Bobby.

 

*do it* gif

 

He had that heater.

Rabies is scary AF.

 

This is a great twitter account to kill a little time on:

 

Oh yeah, that Twitter account was shared on Nextdoor (lol) a while back. I remember the first time I thought there were some odd people is when I started seeing posts like "does anybody recognize this person ringing my doorbell??? should I call the police?" and they'd post the picture. People were like "have you tried answering the door?" LOL.

 

Nextdoor is the greatest passive aggressive tool ever created. So much entertainment from the idiots around me.

Kinda like here.

 

What normally happens when you try to fight an angry cat.

 

I like how the dog didn't want any part of that. Man's best friend... not woman's best friend. lol.

 

Wow! At the end I was thinking, “Is someone going to save the dog?” Thoughtless woman.

 

The dog was like **** this **** i'm out.

The cat was ready for more he was not finished.