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Let's Kick Urkel's Ass!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DanzelKun, May 10, 2004.

  1. DanzelKun

    DanzelKun Member

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    Urkel's bout to get my fist Saluting his FACE!

    :mad:

    http://www.nba.com/blog/blog22.html

    He doesn't even deny the cheap stuff Malone does, just says it's great!
     
  2. Dave2000

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    yes, we must kick his ass.

    :mad:
     
  3. JamesC

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    I really cant get mad at him for saying that cause the Rockets just took it and never really fought back. All they did was just complain to the media and thats what upset me the most. They had no fight in them.
     
  4. Agent86

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    Jaleel White is just a skinny, nerdy "i think im sexy in real life" punk, hes dumb, hes ignorant and nothing he says means anything. ive heard people talk out of there ass smarter then him.
     
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    WTF, did you guys even read his article. His entire post was sarcastic. SARCASTIC.

    And just incase you still didn't get it, it was

    SARCASTIC

    He saluted 3 of the worst/******* like acts in this playoffs. I really really doubt he was serious.

     
  6. DavidS

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    Heh heh...

    Good catch wizkid83!
     
  7. Agent86

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    When I posted the first time i had not read it, but after reading the whole thing I think he was serious and I still think hes an idiot.
     
  8. Hippieloser

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    Let's kick his ass anyway. For fun.

    Got any cheese NOW, b!tch?!!
     
  9. wizkid83

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    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Aren't hippies suppose to be passive?


    Hypocrite :D :D :D :D
     
  10. DanzelKun

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    I don't think he was being sarcastic... he's talking about the balls in your face attitude of the playoffs, the hard core, knock 'em down, drag out battles that the games become... he likes those (and I don't blame him) but when it gets CHEAP it's not cool...
     
  11. Preston27

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    WTF?

    Professional writer, this should be good.

    Professional writers write things like this?

    Hellll naw? Obviously a professional writer.

    I could go on, but I don't have the endurance to type an essay at this time of the morning.
     
  12. DavidS

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    Did you notice the "quotes" imitating slang?

    By the way, Spongebob is a cartoon character. He looks like Spongebob.
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    They don't look that similar to me.
     
  14. Hmm

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    Hm, apparently he's had terrible posture over the years and has now developed a large hunchback.

    Either that, or that Urkel gag of wearing pants up to his chest, was actually his own addition to the character, from how he truely wears his pants.
     
  15. Hmm

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    Or of course, he's just terribly short and deformed.
     
  16. Agent86

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    looks like hollywood, faker fan :mad:
     
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    i guess anybody can write for the NBA nowadays
     
  18. jo mama

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    screech must die!
     
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    Urkel looks like a very nerdy Donyell Marshall.
     
  20. ChenZhen

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    You guys are too funny :D

    It's going to be a long long offseason.
     

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