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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by topfive, Apr 6, 2021.

  1. RKREBORN

    RKREBORN Member

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  2. Wooderson

    Wooderson Member

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    Rockets Fans be like:
    b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b****
    whine whine whine whine whine

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    **** the Utah Jazz
    **** the Dallas Mavericks
    **** Tilman and Son


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    James Harden left you
    He does not care about you
    Move on, man, move on


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    What the ****, Rockets?
    Oh well, it could be much worse
    Just ask the Texans


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    Hello God, it's Me
    Rockets fan, asking one thing
    Stay in the Top Four


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    Just remember this
    **** that Jazz team from Utah
    Malone likes young girls


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    Harden quit on us
    KD is still a cupcake
    Kyrie, Flat Earth...yeah...​
     
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  3. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    H-Town, a proud place
    but now for a fried food tycoon
    not Rockets in space

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    once, they did not watch.
    the talking heads all now bow
    to New York Harden

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    fickle lottery
    hopes resting on ping pong balls?
    no, John Wall is the franchise

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    three permanent things
    the cliche death and taxes...
    and Danuel House?

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    Nwaba did join
    John Wall's knee, Christian's ankle
    and Eric's torn groin
     
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  4. Salvy

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    Cookies
    &
    Cake

    My team

    Sigh, My Team baked....
     
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    Trade Harden?
    Now gather assets
    Tank tank tank
     
  6. dachuda86

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    The Rockets need a new owner.

    snaps*
     
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    Os Trigonum Contributing Member
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    there once were some clutchfans from Houston
    where winning and losing's confusin'
    half the fans want the tank
    the other half hates the stank
    but when Cade comes, that's what it's producin'
     
  8. RasaqBoi

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    Still tanking for top 4, win we out foe
    Still tanking for top 4, win we out foe
    Losing Four Mo And I'm Grabbin Top Foe

    Now Look Who Tankin Look Who Suckin, Still got John Wall in this shitt.
    It's That Six Six Power forward, G league legend ChristianWood tanking for this shitt
    Adam Silver pullin tricks, Fertitta grinnin, shut up and listen.
     
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    ahhahahahahaha AWESOME
     
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    Tanking hard this year
    Rockets hope to end despair
    52%
     
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  11. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    What's this? Arise wit...
    "Houston we have a problem"
    Ah! Nailed it Corndog​
     
  12. fattz

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    It’s not about winning, rather the lessons learned has never been spoken by a champion.
     
  13. Will

    Will Clutch Crew
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    Returning these shirts
    due to a printing error.
    "Cougars" was misspelled.

    rockets.shirts.screenshot.png
     
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