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Constipation at the Suez Canal

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TimDuncanDonaut, Mar 27, 2021.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    They did and they do. Apparently the weather/wind was so bad that nothing helped prevent this. You can see tugs keeping it stable while they try to dig it out enough to move.
     
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  3. Manny Ramirez

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    Buck - what you are talking about is more mythical than a perfect dump. It is true that perfect dumps do exist but they are rare. However, a turd that clogs a camode??!! That is something that is so unicorn like that I believe I have only seen it once and that was only due to the fact that the toilet being used was a crappy one at best.
     
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    What are you, a woman?!?
     
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    Ever consider buying a pitching machine? Dog even brings the balls back
     
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    my 4 years olds are unicorn machines then. Earlier today my little girl basically shat what would amount to a 16oz tall boy.
     
  7. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Sounds like the reaction from the news lady in the opening post.

     
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    Uh no, I guess I have been lucky that my turds have always been able to break down and flush. Believe me, I have had some turds that elephants would have been proud of but they always go down. Makes me wonder, EWS, what are you eating to cause your turds not to break down so easily?
     
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    This thread took a foreseeable turn based on the thread title.

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    Only dogs my grandpa ever owned on the farm. Well outside of a rat chihuahua my grandma had that would bark at a wall all day.
     
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    Lime and aggregate, mostly.
     
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    You're fiber deficient, need to eat more mulch.
     
  15. Buck Turgidson

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    May I introduce you to the "legendary elite salvage team" that parachutes onto ships?

    The struggle to dislodge the ship is now falling to SMIT Salvage BV, a legendary Dutch firm whose employees parachute themselves from one ship wreckage to the next, saving vessels often during violent storms. Japan’s Nippon Salvage Co. has also been hired to assist in the re-floating, according to a person familiar with the matter.

    https://uproxx.com/movies/boat-stuck-in-suez-canal-movie/
     
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    This whole episode is why we need sub-orbital shipping via Space-X @tinman , tunnels through the hollow earth or teleportation.
     
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