Eh...semi-serious. Imposter syndrome is a b****, and causes unnecessary stress. It helps that my boss loves me, though.
If you name your child Attention, when the kid gets a job, do people pay more Attention? If the wife complains to you about her doing most of the chores, do you get a second wife to help her out? NASA wants to put a man on Mars, but my printer still paper jams. Apparently if you write 'X32 22A' on a paper then look at it from a mirror. It spells 'ASS SEX', now I can't unlearn this information. When I talk to my friends with more than one kid, and I ask them 'if they have a favorite', they answer 'no, they love them equally'. I nod, but I secretly don't believe them. If a vet gives you the covid vaccine, it still counts. Why does Rick James hate clean sofas.
If a couple has a squabble, in the history of earth, does the wife ever take the couch and the husband get the bed for the night.
"history of Earth"? maybe this unwritten rule started in Caveman times, with the caveman sleeping outside the cave after squabbles, because otherwise The Wife might be stolen in the night, if reversed.
"Should I turn my shower head on to massage mode ,spread my butt cheeks, and see if DeShaun was on to something?" - Random assortment of Texans fans
Once, many years ago I learned the lesson that if you fail to rinse all the soap or shampoo out of that area, a few hours later you will not be having a good time. The Oski/Watson shower head method is the best way to ensure that doesn't happen.
I've done this. . Since the pandemic; I've just been shaving (keeping hair very short). Consequently, also saved amount of shampoo used.
