Bonus: Golf club hunts mystery man who keeps ******** in the holes https://boingboing.net/2015/07/30/golf-club-hunts-mystery-man-wh.html
Dogs poop on lawn. But this man has the courtesy to do #2 in the golf hole. That's class and good aiming. If only Rockets current offense has some of this accuracy.
*EDIT - Old news, just saw. sorry if already posted* Police: Man with Florida facial tattoo calls 911 for a ride, gets arrested https://www.wave3.com/2021/02/05/po...rested/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
"The early years were relatively hard stools, but the consistency has changed," Tennfjord told local reporters [translate].
Another reason why it's important to get plenty of exercise, drink lots of water and get a lot of fiber in your diet.
https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-flor...ing-computers-to-steal-homecoming-queen-vote/ PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — The Florida Department of Law Enforcement arrested a mother and daughter for illegal access to hundreds of students accounts. FDLE says the access was used to rig the homecoming queen vote at Tate High School in Pensacola. Laura Rose Carroll, 50, and her daughter, 17, are charged with offense against users of computers, computer systems, computer networks, and electronic devices, unlawful use of a two-way communication device, criminal use of personally identified information, and conspiracy to commit these offenses. Laura Rose Carroll is also an assistant principal at Belleview Elementary in Pensacola. FDLE stated the investigation began in November 2020. The investigation concluded Carroll and her daughter, a student of Tate High School, accessed students’ FOCUS accounts. Carroll also had access to the school board’s FOCUS program. WKRG News 5 is not identifying the daughter because she is a minor. In October 2020, hundreds of votes for Tate High School’s Homecoming Court were tagged as fraudulent, with 117 votes originated from the same IP address linked to Carroll’s phone. Multiple students reported that the daughter described using her mother’s FOCUS account to cast votes. The daughter was crowned homecoming queen video and pictures online show. FDLE says the investigation also found Carroll FOCUS account from August of 2019 had access to 372 high school records and 339 of them were students from Tate High School.
I can always count on two threads on CF to always deliver. 1. The MiF thread and 2. Any FFB thread where he's taunting his online chatting with Thai ladyboys. Those two are always golden.
Im only hearing about this because it happened at the end of a friends road. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...ing-stabbing-lake-county-sheriffs-office-says LAKE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man is locked up in Lake County after deputies say he brutally beat and stabbed his grandfather to death before cutting off the victim’s ears. Investigators were called to a home Saturday evening on Lake Mack Drive in DeLand. Kolby Allen Parker, 30, of DeLand, told investigators that his grandfather Ronal Wells, Sr., 77, attacked him while the pair were smoking mar1juana that was possibly laced, according to a news release. He claimed Wells came at him with a knife but Parker later changed his story and said he was the one to grab a baseball bat, records show. Deputies said Parker beat his grandfather with the bat, striking him multiple times in the head, before grabbing a butcher’s knife and stabbing the victim in the “heart” and neck. When asked why he did it, Parker said he wanted his grandfather to be with his late grandmother and “it was his time to go,” according to the affidavit. Investigators said Wells was dead on the porch when they arrived and as they were speaking with Parker, he produced two human ears from his pocket, which belonged to the victim. He had one ear in each pocket and admitted to cutting them off, records show. Parker then became violent and attacked the deputies, the release said. He asked a deputy for his gun and when the deputy said no, he attacked another deputy, grabbing their Taser and gun in an attempt to remove them, according to the affidavit. Deputies said Parker also kicked, hit and continued to try to take their weapons while they tried to arrest him. A Taser was used on Parker but it wasn’t effective, the report said. Deputies said they then executed a search warrant on the home, finding a bloody baseball bat and a large butcher knife also dripping with blood. A cooking apron with the phrase “The family butcher” written on it and “plastic human bloody ears” attached to it was found in Parker’s room, records show. Park is being held without bond and faces charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting with violence and second-degree murder. According to a GoFund Me page organized by Wells’ daughter, the man’s wife also recently passed away. “My dad was a war hero, head of our family and was the greatest man you could ever meet. He was and is my heart, which is now in a million pieces,” Rory Yarbrough wrote. As the family is now planning two funeral proceedings, they’ve asked people to offer their prayers, condolences, and if they can, financial support as the family works to make arrangements. People can donate to the GoFund Me campaign here.
Only In Florida: One Wild Fight at a Popeye’s Chicken Drive-Thru https://www.tampafp.com/only-in-flo...e-thru/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
Missing Florida woman found trapped, naked in storm drain DELRAY BEACH, Fla. - A South Florida woman who had been missing for weeks was rescued from a storm drain after a passerby heard her cries for help, fire rescue officials said. "She was lucky," Delray Beach Fire Rescue spokeswoman Dani Moschella told the South Florida SunSentinel. "I don’t know how much longer she would have been OK down there." "From the police department standpoint, we don’t believe there was any type of crime committed," he said. "It doesn’t feel like she was taken against her will. It appears this was done by her own free will."
