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  1. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Was curious. I usually don't, but there was one few months ago, that made an impression.

    It was technically a nightmare. It was of Nicki Minaj. No context or backstory; I was in a room. She turned into this monster and went after me. Teeth to fangs, press-on nails to claws, and started to chase me with murderous intent. The chase wasn't 'jokey' or 'sexy', it was genuine fear.

    In past dreams like these, where something is chasing me. I usually end up getting caught and tortured. And some weight is on my legs that prevents me a full effort escape. I attribute that to being half awake, feeling the bed covers on my limbs and torso. The irony this time, is that I was able to out run Nicki. When she jumped and pounced, I was able to dodge and out run her with ease. The stupid logic in my brain that I was able to out run her is that she has short stubby legs and has gotten chunky over the years.

    Then poof I woke up.

    The aftermath is I started to feel guilty.
    • I never met this woman in real life, no direct offline/online interaction. This woman has not done anything awful to me.
    • Her music is OK, never thought of it as offensive.
    • She's a musician, but I judging her athletic ability like a NBA scout.
    • As a female celeb, her physical appearance is gets overly (and probably unfairly) judged by the public.
    • Think she had a baby not too long ago, so the image i'm thinking could be 'mother weight'?
    But here I am fat shaming her in my dreams. To be fair, in the dream, she was trying to kill me.

    The End.
     
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  2. Jontro

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    she chasing that anaconda... nooice
     
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    I had one when I was kid where Freddy Krueger was electrocuting me In the backyard. That’s one of the very few I can still remember from the past.
     
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  4. TimDuncanDonaut

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    If Freddy returns, try ugly shame. :p
     
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    I had a dream Katy perry was gonna take me out on a date.. but then her friend told her not to talk to poor people and so she left me at the bar.


    Fml
     
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    dam breh... that's not much of a nightmare, rather a social/mental torture. maybe next time you'll get nicki minaj chasing you
     
  7. tochiee22

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    Fck that.. her fake plastic butt will crush my stuff.. no thanks
     
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    not if she lands right in the bullseye. plus she'll sing you some nice songs while she at it.
     
  9. TimDuncanDonaut

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    She changed what Elmo meant.

    [​IMG]
     
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    You should feel guilty. You persecuted her for physical features she has no control over. None! I'm sure there is bigotry behind this... Your actions are tantamount to a federal crime, you should be behind bars!




















    Right.
     
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  11. TimDuncanDonaut

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    My bad :D
     
  12. CCorn

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    Megan Fox did last night
     
  13. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Yeah but they’re always just people, like in a grocery store shopping or a buddy doing mundane things.
     

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