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2 dates in 24 hours

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Mar 7, 2021.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I'm running on fumes, but I can't stop.

    Not on drugs. Just this rum a friend gave me.

    To my credit, I backed out of a birthday party because I felt I may be inappropriate.

    And the 2nd girl? Obvious shotgun approach.

     
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  2. ThatBoyNick

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    Who r the lucky guys
     
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  3. Roc Paint

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    I see you’re still attempting to play catch-up with me
     
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  4. Ubiquitin

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    What’d you do on your date?
     
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  5. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Pretty sure I'm not going to change my outfit or shower. Feeling Cute. IDK.
     
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  6. Duncan McDonuts

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    You've got some stamina for pegging!
     
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  7. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Lmfao.
     
  8. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    She was 34. Easily the youngest. A Doctor. And she corrected my faults multiply. And then she vomited and went to a party I had no interest in. But we have a date on Wednesday for Shrimp Scampi and E.T. She's never seen it?

    Tonight's girl is one you shotgun. Don't care about her, but company is fun.
     
  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    You know I've been on here for decades?

    I may get my hits and misses, but pegging? Obviously! Lol.
     
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    Every one of your threads has a distinct cry for attention. I admire your consistency.


    Did the 34 year old doctor put on a paper copy of your face and peg you or did she take you to feed the ducks?
     
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  13. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    FYI, I got struck down twice and a girl's guy yelled at me. Luckily his name is Walter & I wasn't worried because his name is Walter.

    To be fair, the girl last night said I had a dick/******* quality. And then she made me grab her thigh and we made out a lil bit. Just a bit.

    Not saying I know what I'm doing at all. However, most of my exes have come back. Even my ex-wife who remarried the day of our divorce.

     
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    Lmao first time? Noob.

    chicks smell insecurity, especially to guys jumping onto cf to seek validation.

    if you’re in it for dick changes things doe
     
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    I find much of this very unlikely except for the part about your date calling you a dick.
     
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  16. Xerobull

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    Dating? That's so 1900s.

    When I was single I had at least a two woman rotation, and that was cutting it close. 3-4 is optimal unless you're in a small bar scene, which then becomes awkward, but as Roscoe said, being an ******* is bonus points when you're single and just having a good time. That rep is golden.
     
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  17. Jontro

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    glad you got a bitta taste at least, op. hope you have better luck next time for teh buttsecks
     
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