So a girl friend of mine

You only live once, but you can die inside many many times.

 

Yes and contrary to common belief, you can spend your whole life running.

Every time I think I think I am dead inside, you find another piece of me to expose, humiliate and kill... but I deserve it all.

 

Good to have you back, Fatty.

 

As long as it isn't habit forming or destroys your highs and lows, I guess it makes you stronger?

 

I just wish I could see these images you keep posting. They're blocked by my work server, I guess.

I, however, have no desire whatsoever to see this ass-fingering Facebook video you're apparently trying to upload.

 

Really? Why not? She pulled out her finger and it had a little bit of spaghetti noodle and lettuce on it.... I'm guessing he went to Olive Garden the day before.

 

Dude that's nasty.

Hilarious but nasty.