Speaking of zoom dick... Husband slap wife with penis on zoom call. In the latest Zoom mishap, a man has slapped his wife his penis whilst she was in a work zoom meeting. In a now-deleted Reddit post, the guilty husband detailed how the faux pas happened. He described a new lockdown game which he has been playing with his other half in which two slap each other with random items. After his wife slapped him with a tampon, he decided to up the stakes. “Today I decided it was time for revenge. I got out of the shower, dried off and looked for her. I saw she was on her computer with headphones on. I snuck in from the side and – boom – dick slapped her square on the cheek. She never stood a chance. I stood there expectantly waiting for her to laugh or some sort of reaction.” “She turned around, white in the face, and just said “I’m on a call”. With co-workers witnessing the ordeal, the husband added, “I’m scared that I’m going to be reported for some kind of domestic abuse. I don’t even know how to explain to them the situation because it’s so stupid. I slapped my wife with my dong and now I’m gonna have to leave the country. Today I f**ked up.” Article
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