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Thanks, AOC!

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  1. dachuda86

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    Our god is a cruel god. All the riches in the world ...and all this man ever wanted was a big hog. He tried to play god and got stuffed at the rim.


    I do wonder though, I don't know how this religious stuff works but to those who are... will this procedure carry over to the afterlife for him...?
     
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    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Yes.....he’ll have the biggest dong in hell.
     
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    I'd never want to have surgery to get a foot long ding dong. Why would I want to chop 6 inches of my schlong?
     
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    Now I have the Dan Pastorini song stuck in my head...
     
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    Dan Pastorini song?
     
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Do you know why your penis isn't 12 inches long?

    Because then it would be a foot.
     
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    oh that's cold right there.
     
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    Probably got a nip n tuck while he was added.

     
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    "This woman has done more for Texas than Cruz or Cornyn have in this crisis and she's a Democrat and not from Texas"

    T_Man


    AOC announces that she's raised $2 million for Texas relief efforts in under 24 hours


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/aoc-anno...lief-efforts-in-under-24-hours-173941755.html

    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has raised more than $2 million for Texas relief efforts in under 24 hours, her office told Yahoo News on Friday.

    Early Thursday evening, Ocasio-Cortez encouraged her 12.4 million Twitter followers to donate money to five Texas charities working on the frontlines there. A rare winter storm brought snow and freezing temperatures to the state this week, costing dozens of Texans their lives and knocking out power and water for millions more.

    According to her office, the fundraiser crossed the $2 million threshold just before 11 a.m. ET Friday, securing hundreds of thousands of donations for Family Eldercare, Feeding Texas, Houston Food Bank, ECHO (Ending Community Homelessness Coalition) and the Bridge Homeless Recovery Center. The fundraiser has since added five more groups.

    “Team AOC is launching relief efforts for Texas starting today,” the congresswoman tweeted. “Our first effort is a partnership w/ 5 Texas orgs getting on-the-ground relief to Texans ASAP. If you’re able, please donate here - it’ll split your contribution to all 5.”

    Celia Cole, the CEO of Feeding Texas, told Yahoo News that the group has been “humbled” by the donations it’s received.

    “Feeding Texas is humbled by the outpouring of support from people across the country. Hundreds of thousands of Texans are going to need help from their food bank in the days and weeks to come, on top of the millions already struggling to feed their families during the pandemic,” Cole said.

    “We are particularly grateful to our elected leaders in Texas and Washington who are helping raise money for Texas food banks. These donations are critical to helping food banks keep their communities nourished and resilient through this crisis.”

    The haul is a sign of the congresswoman’s social media reach. She tweeted the call for donations at 5:42 p.m. ET Wednesday and announced she had reached $1 million just four hours later.

    The fundraising efforts were launched the same day Sen. Ted Cruz returned early from a vacation to Cancún, Mexico. In his initial statement, Cruz said that he made the trip because his daughters and their friends were out of school and wanted to take a last-minute vacation. Cruz went back to Texas amid fierce criticism and eventually admitted the trip was a bad idea.
     
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    This is treason of the highest order. Hope Dems censure her and her family disowns her through written letter!

    Liek yesterday.
     
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    Careful of all those handouts AOC it’s cool when people donate to churches or if JJ Watt gets the charity drive going but conservatives are liable to consider anyone accepting help from you as a worthless layabout.
     
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    Just heard it on SoundCloud. Just the one line? That would have made for a good hide-and-go-seek selection song.
     
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    Ray Childress never the got the love that JJ Watt does, and he was an Aggie who looked and sounded like a Heat of the Night deputy.
     
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    Coming 2022 by director Christopher Nolen.
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Did you mean sleeping with the fishes? (Insert Abe Vigoda gif)
     
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