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White People Injuries

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Feb 6, 2021.

  1. RKREBORN

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    Hamstring pull from Chickendance
     
  2. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Injuries sustained in cat attacks, both big & domestic.
     
  4. TimDuncanDonaut

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    This list checks out. I know a white person that have done many of these things. Since it's one person I will generalize. :D
     
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    26 years later
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    Someone showed me a twitter thread a while ago of ER personnel around the country naming the strangest things they'd removed from people's asses (sorry, race not mentioned) and the excuses they made. It was damn funny, wish I remembered where it was.
     
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    Best I ever saw was a golf ball. Was a college student. Didn't lie. Just said he was curious. Plenty of vibrators that we're still humming along. Usually had stupid stories like they just slipped and fell on it.
     
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  8. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    No curling?
     
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  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Strange lack of Rollerblading on the list.

    Proof that only white guys wipe out:

     
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    What about Rock climbing?
     
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    Ice fishing.
     
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