Spoiler (From the comments) “C-Dub” “Cross” “Crucifix” “Holy Wood” “The Holy Hammer” “The Crusader” “The Father” “The Priest” “Big Burch” “The Crucifix” “Big Woody” “Wood Grain” “Big Wood” “Timber” “Born-Again Christian” “Mr. Casual” “C-Good” “Certified Wood” “The Woodshed” “The Nightmare” “Q-Tip” “Hard Wood” “C-Woo” “Woody Woodpecker” “C-Dub” “The Woods” “The Christmas Tree” “Woody Mamba” “Woodie” “Wood-land” “Lumberjack” “The Goatee” “Wooderson” “Big Stick” “Slim Unit” “Evening Wood” “Stick” “Big Tree” “Woody” “Post Oak” “Woodchuck” “Condor” “Live Oak” “Smooth Grain” “RedWood”
If we keep going down “the crucifix” rabbit hole, we’ll find out that Christians will be offended by that name so we’ll just have to call him “The Houston Basketball Player” for the rest of the year.
The name based nicknames are pretty lame. Need something like Boogie for Cousins or Tsunami Papi for Oubre or even the classic Dream. And of course there's https://aquadagger.info/ Name contraction nicknames are corny. Let's just call him some random cool thing like "Fireball" lol.