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Chris Rock's New Standup: Never Scared

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LongTimeFan, Apr 30, 2004.

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  1. LongTimeFan

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    Anyone seen it yet? I think it's hilarious

    Drugs are illegal but ATM's are open 24/7. Have you ever taken out $300.00 at 4 in the morning for something positive?
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    Loved it and was going to start a post about it after I saw it the first time.

    "Krispy Kremes are so good if I told you they had crack in them you would be like "I knew something was up"

    "Slap her with the *** slap her with ****
    Put the **** in her ear, put the **** in her ear
    **** her in the eye, **** her in the eye"
     
  3. Chump

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    is it in stores now?
     
  4. Harrisment

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    Haha...this was one of the funniest stand up acts I've ever seen. The whole thing is hilarious.

    I'm sure it will be coming out on dvd sometime in the near future.
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    No, it just started its run on HBO.
     
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    http://www.indybay.org/uploads/04_-_war_and_politics.mp3


    4 minute sample

    hope someone posts the whole thing or a link.

    edit:I don't recommend hardcore conservatives from D&D to listen, it will upset you.

    second edit: I think it should be obvious, but there is R rated language in there, but nothing you won't find on MTV.
     
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    I thought it was very funny.
     
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    i watched this the other night. I couldn't stop laughing. After seeing this it's quite obvious why he's one of the funniest comedians around
     
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    it's not as funny as Bigger and Blacker (which I've watched so many times on HBO i've lost count), and it even has very similar jokes to some parts of B&B, but it's still damn funny. i'll be watching it again later tonight at 11:50.
     
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    hypocrisy of democracy
     
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    I don't know what's Clutch's policy on torrent links cuz i found one. Maybe you can find it if you google, might be a bit of work though.
     
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    *cough* suprnova *cough*
     
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    I listened to a download of it last night. It was good, but it's not his best. I think the riffing on the jacksons was the funniest, but then again, i'm white.
     
  15. Rocketman95

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    I could only watch about 15 minutes of it. I don't think I chuckled more than twice. My problem with Rock is that when he says something unfunny, which is often IMO, he repeats it 43 times. I say he repeats it 43 times. 43 times. 43 times. 43 times. 43 times he repeats it.
     
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    off topic, but great signature, RM95!!!
     
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    I thought it was hilarious. His take on marriage is pretty dead on!
     
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    yeah, in the process. my "friend" is downloading it on his computer for "me". its at 85%, and damn slow.
     
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    It was good, but I'm in agreement with those who thought the others were better. I felt "Bring the Pain" was the best, followed by "Bigger and Blacker," then this one. I do like his stuff, and I feel a lot of it is thought provoking, whether you agree with it or not.
     
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    Sorry to bring this back up, but I just finished watching this.

    HOLY COW!!!

    Nothing will ever compare to "Bigger & Blacker" in my lifetime...

    but this was DAMN good!

    i love the marriage "takes"...
     

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