[Article] James Harden wore a fat suit to get traded

I wear a fat suit everyday.

 

That didn't go well. Am on phone so instead of editing my first one it just quoted it and then I did it again here.

 

it was all a bunch of nonsense...

all this jockeying and 'sending messages' and whatever other nonsense... childish games of a narcissist...

he made disparaging remarks - and was gone within 24 hrs...

 

I don’t care really. This is just a lot of suffering trying to justify trading him. Fact is he gone. Make way for a real young superstar that can lead. If we have a team of ALL high motor players 10/11 man rotation, in this short season, we could have enough juice to make a decent run. They’ll just have to show a lot of confidence. We crushed the Mavs without wood or dipo. Porzingis wouldn’t have made that much of a difference. Best case scenario Rockets 8 seed, Detroit 7th (this May not be acurate)

 

That’s awesome hahahaha

 

I’m case anyone interested, not anatomically correct ....or is it ?

 

( and waiting for a Harden photoshop )

 

He was living in a VAN down by the RIVER!

 

His manboobs are real

And they're spectacular.

-CP3

 

As is happening more and more, this was stolen from here. It was a joke. I forget who cranked it out originally.

Regardless, James was fat/out of shape, late, and unprofessional at the end.

 

Hash brown me too. Send it to the internet!

 

I.D.I.O.T.

 

I believe it.

I mean I wear a fat suit everyday just to keep the ladies off me, so it sounds completely plausible to me.

 

Lockt thread and ban OP.

 

After the Trump dabacle, QAnon is now inciting a Harden riot in Houston.

 

lol all it was is a different camera angle

 

This is so unfair. Harden would never wear a fat suit to get out of Houston.

Morey wore a fat suit to get out of Houston.