Swamp People [TV Rant.]

all the poor blacks are on maurey trying to figure who the father is

 

I love the women that are there for the 19th time trying to find a father. Really? You evidently don't realize that there is only something like a four day window for you to get pregnant a month, or did you actually sleep with 19 men in four days?

 

Swamp people highlighted an African American guy and his two sons last season, they switch around a bit, and this year they had American Indians on there, but don't let that get in the way of your whining about blacksplotation, or lack thereof.

DD

 

People who find Deadliest Catch monotonous/repetitious will have a field day with this show since it's pretty much "tree shaking, pull it up, shoot... tree shaking, pull it up, shoot...." That being said, i've got respect for these dudes. Somebody needs to find Lizbet and the 2 "wild men" brothers a dental plan. Lord.

 

Wow, city boy. This a typical redneck; you can find them all over the deep south.

 

One of the Guist brothers is no more .... sad day in the swamps :

http://theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.c...wamp-people-star-dies-on-louisiana-river?lite

 

RIP Mitchell Guist.

DD

 

Swamp People: Serpent Invasion ...my new tv crack. Even though every single snake encounter is the same exact encounter, I still love this show.

Bruce: Zac...SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE...over there!
Zac: I see him Bruce. Grab his tail.
Bruce: Zac...don't let him get away.
Zac: Bruce...stick your hand in that hollowed out log and grab him.

That's pretty much the gist of every single snake catch with Bruce and Zac...and I love it!

'MURCA F*!# YEAH!!!!!

 

Why don't they use snake hooks? That's all I can think when I can't stop watching this show.

 

Swamp people has been on since 2011