If you glance very quickly at the Orleans cover, it appears as though Karla Malone is in the dead center. Always knew there was a reason he was grabbing and pulling on his opponents; he was really just hitting on them. Piece of trash.
New contestant: the original cover to Barenaked Ladies' Gordon (so bad they have since changed it to something classier because the album itself is pretty good). http://covertarget.com/si.php?cat=1&id=74190