With a modified CRISPR genetic technique to shrink Americans, (courtesy recent DARPA project), Biden's most liberal scientific advisors hope to: fight obesity, increase high-density housing developments, minimize MAGA opposition, and decrease health-care costs. Photo evidence (not photoshopped), via Getty images: As you can see here, the technology allows shrinking a full-sized adult human to about 2/3 their normal size. Note the normal-sized mask nearly enveloping the shrunken person's entire face. Side effects include hair loss and a vacant stare. I voted for Biden, but if this plan goes forward, I have to reevaluate my support. This would be more intrusive than anything even China would implement on a population. What are your thoughts? I hope we can keep this civil.
...this seems to be a little out there. Even for Uncle Joe. ...he should be bigger than the small man that just lost the previous presidential election and spurred on a violent attempt to overthrow the United States government by seating an illegitimate (pre-and-post-election) president via force. We should all try to reach new heights in our discussions and discourse. …(that's all I got)…
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