UFO over Hawaii

An interstellar dick pic perhaps. They want us to know they’re here and they’re hung.

 

Alien power move.

 

That looks like a paraglider, you can even see the person attached.

I am dissapoint.

 

The white one was smaller?

 

That’s a myth.

 

Maybe it's uhhh probe.

 

Fire up the butt butter applicator.

 

Thats just an eye floater

 

Yea, not sure how it went viral.

 

But he dumped far out into the ocean at night?

I'm going with the 'My giant blue flying penis' theory.