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For all you guys frustrated and hate Malone with passion

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by wayne312, Apr 25, 2004.

  1. wayne312

    wayne312 Member

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    For all you guys frustrated and hate Maloney with passion

    just for a laugh:D
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  2. daNasty

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    Damn we should've pick up Rodman when we had the chance LOL!
     
  3. yipengzhao

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    the reason I liked rodman was that he didn't take any shiz from guys like malone.

    i like that subliminal message at the end. are you macbeth?
     
  4. Man

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    hahaha nice!

    I'm watching Sports Extra on Fox News...it was pretty amusing..Steve talked about how everyone knows how Karl Malone plays..aNd that he's dirty..then Karl Malone says that he doesn't care about what Rockets think..they don't pay him..they don't eat dinner with him..he doesn't want to play for them...and all this other crap...then Mobley talked about how lots of players try to be street gangsters..like Malone...trying to fight Bostjan Nachbar...lol..then Malone continues to say he doesn't care and that there's other things in the world happening...and he's played like this for the past 18 years...and then Jimmy and JVG both said just that Rockets are going to LA and hopefully they believe and will win...and they will go from there
     
  5. yipengzhao

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    jimmy jackson is a classy guy and just knows how to play basketball. he's a leader on the court. today he was yelling out "one shot" at the end of the half, and when Steve made a bad foul he was like "use your head." and he doesn't complain about stuff. nice.

    he's really transformed himself as a player, improved all aspects of his game, defensive awareness, rebounding, and attitude. hopefully he will be here long term because he actually really fits here.
     
  6. wayne312

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    Me? no
     
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    Rodman was at the game today.
     
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    I do not like Rodman, but I LOVE that clip because I DETEST Karla so much. That was a good laugh, thanks.
     
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    I don't care about winning... I just want to get Malone.

    I am SO disappointed in JVG. Put a price on his head. Send them in in waves. Throw the ball at his head 3 times down, then at his package.

    Fork and knife. Yao give the shiver, stunning the big a-hole, then Cato wheels to deliver the elbow hammer and kidney shot. "Just going for the ball, ref!" Tangle the legs and fall on him. Oops! Sorry 'bout that knee! Then Yao steps on him. So hard to keep your feet. Help Cato up, and let Cato deliver another shot. Free foot to the package. OR his face. I'm happy either way.

    Undercut him next trip down. Let him roll, and send someone headdown into his backside. Flex knees, then stand up on contact. Then fall down on top of him. Flop. Oh, sorry 'bout that elbow to your head. Completely inadvertant.
     
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    seriously as critcize as dennis was for his antics, this guy was flat out one of the best defensive minds and players in the league. He played mind games and flat out hustled on defensive and gave it his all. A early 90s dennis rodman would be winnig dpoy easily in the league today
     
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    I agree - Here's what we shoulda done...

    Put Spoon in the game. Pass the ball to Spoon. Whilie Spoon has the ball, he gives a hard turning elbow right to Karl's nose, shattering it in to a mess of blood and tissue. (after all, Malone does that exact thing with his elbows all the time). Spoon can get the technical, Karl will be through for the game and season, and we can get on with enjoying basketball again.

    I'm ready for his (ringless) retirement - preferably through injury.

    Yeah, he's played that way for 18 years. How many rings has it gotten him?

    -- droxford
     
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    THATS WHY WE SHOULD OF HELD ON TO OAKLEY AT LEAST IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 6 HARD FOULS HE COULD OF GAVE MALONE
     
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    hahaha that so horrible but funny :D
     
  14. Samar

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    Seriously, Mallone looks big and acts tough but i think nachbar should have kneed him on that dunk, who cares if he would have missed the dunk as long as he would have hurt malone
     
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    it would have been hard since Boki had already taken off to dunk the ball Malone jumped into the picture after the dunk but maybe a nice elbow on the way down could have been possible
     
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    considering his sprained ankle, the thing to do is just start slipping feet under him when he jumps. comming down on someone elses foot is one painful way to roll your ankle (i speak from repeated experience). i hate when people do that, but were talking about malone here. that jerk deserves any injurys that he may get.

    or just start tangling legs and tripping him up every chance possible-eventually someone will aggrivate that sprain.

    on that note, bostjan nachbar is my new favorite rocket for that stuff on jerk-head and his standing up to that punk malone. balls of steel, nachbar has.

    DEATH TO THE JAZZ
    DEATH TO THE LAKERS
    DEATH TO KARL MALONE
     
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    This is what we shoulda did:

    1. Unretire Barkley.

    2. When Karla's on the floor whining, have Cato and Spoon lift him up from both shoulders.

    3. Make Malone's body completely horizontal by having JVG hold his left foot and JJ hold his right foot 3 feet above the ground.

    4. Have Barkley pick up Shaq and drop him on Karla's knees.

    5. Then have everyone flop.


    Ok, so it's a bit unrealistic, but nice to think about.

    God I hate that guy.
     
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    at the end of spurs/ grizz game they showed the interview wit malone and the motherf&*ker just completely dissed Steve. GOD I HATE HIM
     
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    DO NOT REQUOTE THE VID... IM SURE IT TAKES RESOURCES, BUT IT ALSO MAKES THE PAGE LONGER TO UPDATE.
     
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    im all for you. that would be the best retirement way for Karla with his sprained ankle and ringless fingers.
    even if Rox lose playoffs, i dont want Duncan or someone else to be injured by the dirty guy.
     

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