Rate your Senator’s meat

What The **** Is That?

Oh and btw, he ****ed up that brisket with a $7000 stove.

 

I was about to tag you and say this is the most disrespected I’ve ever felt as a Texan.

 

He is often a pos. This is shameful yankee cookin'.

 

This will be my plate this evening

 

that looks like a struggle meal...probably tastes like shoe leather

 

What? Y’all don’t love traditional... honey-glazed brisket?

on the real, looks like it crawled out of the Carolinas.

 

First thing I thought as well. I don't know what the hell that is. If there were no context I might have guessed that it's the **** of a sick sasquatch.

 

Is that ketchup on top?

 

My god, what world are we living in in which this question must be asked? I need to look away before Christmas is ruined.

 

Ketchup would be better. . Looks like dried out tomato sauce.

 

Mmmm, catsup.

 

That was what I was wondering about..

 

I wouldn't feed that to my dog.

 

I’d probably still eat it.

 

Bobrek’s meat >>>>>>>>> leftover meat >>>>>>>>>>> Cornyn’s meat

 

i would expect nothing less from someone who thinks this is how cowboys dress...


that looks like he went to bill millers and specifically asked for the driest brisket they had, let it sit for a day or two then poured ketchup on it.

 

OMG...the comments on his tweet are hilarious!

"Drier than Ben Shapiro's wife."
"That oven costs more than you approved as covid relief for ten people. And that's not a well-prepared brisket. But do you I suppose"
"I'm a butcher's daughter from Boston and if I ever did that to a brisket my late father would come back from the grave and stomp a mud hole in my ass."
"Yes! John is having corned beef."

 

Good thread.

And I’ll take anything flaccid Ted Cruz can offer. Thanxxx