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Yao Ming sighting

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SlizardOO, Apr 21, 2004.

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  1. SlizardOO

    SlizardOO Member

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    I saw yao ming driving down bellaire today. I just got a drink from star snow ice and was going to my friends house when I see this BWM with YM11 on the back. I past him up and stuck my head out the window and started waving. He drove on bellaire from the china(viet)town all the way down to highway 6 when I lost him.
    HE DROVE REALLY DAMN SLOW and would let every car pass him up and let all the cars coming out of parking lots go. and at the stoplights he never pulled up next to people and stop 20 ft behind the car in front of him. IT was like nobody was driving cuz he sits all the way back and part between the front and back windows was blocking him.

    thats my stupid story. sorry i have no pics to prove it either.
     
    #1 SlizardOO, Apr 21, 2004
  2. Summer Song Giver

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    There's an Chinese driver joke in there somewhere but I'm not gonna touch it.


    Sorry my Asian bretheren but if we can't laugh at ourselves what good is life, no offense intended :)
     
    #2 Summer Song Giver, Apr 21, 2004
  3. Uprising

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    Sure he didn't lose you?

    And no pics huh? hmmmm.....
     
    #3 Uprising, Apr 21, 2004
  4. Rockets2K

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    oops...no rockHEAD Rule Award for you...

    :p
     
    #4 Rockets2K, Apr 21, 2004
  5. TECH

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    Maybe he can't see out of the car very well since he's positioned a bit further back than us midgets would be? :confused:
     
    #5 TECH, Apr 21, 2004
  6. nyquil82

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    great cannon fodder.

    betcha someone mentions something in the game thread of yao being so weak that he lets other cars pass him.
     
    #6 nyquil82, Apr 21, 2004
  7. yipengzhao

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    agree... Chinese people are safe ass drivers. But then again we pay less for auto insurance.

    But it isn't like he's been driving all his life. He's only been driving a year... maybe that's why he's so timid.
     
    #7 yipengzhao, Apr 21, 2004
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    I'm Asian and haven't gotten into any accidents yet. Which is surprising seeing as how I'm driving while eating my noodles and practicing my kung fu.
     
    #8 Astro101, Apr 21, 2004
  9. KaiSeR SoZe

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    in your 2000 Honda Civic with stickers and a loud exhaust? generalizations are great aren't they :D
     
    #9 KaiSeR SoZe, Apr 21, 2004
  10. Shawndme7

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    I drive while owning my liquor store
     
    #10 Shawndme7, Apr 21, 2004
  11. lyrix

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    Assuming you are not making up stories to bash him... it's unprofessional lie anyway if you are, cuz his tag spells YY11.
     
    #11 lyrix, Apr 21, 2004
  12. yipengzhao

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    haha... policing your kids, drinking your coffee
     
    #12 yipengzhao, Apr 21, 2004
  13. Gummi Clutch

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    It took Yao Ming 2 years to find Bellaire?
    I have people there all the time and thhis is the first report I've heard.
     
    #13 Gummi Clutch, Apr 21, 2004
  14. entaro

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    Did he wave back? ;)
     
    #14 entaro, Apr 21, 2004
  15. Blatz

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    What makes you think SlizardOO maybe making this up to bash him??


    That's because he's a team player.

    Now if this was a Steve story then it would mean that he doesn't even pass while driving. That selfish prick.:)
     
    #15 Blatz, Apr 21, 2004
  16. kubli9

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    So he isn't an aggressive driver either? Get some balls Yao!!! ;) :D
     
    #16 kubli9, Apr 21, 2004
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    I like people that can laugh at themselves.
     
    #17 jopatmc, Apr 21, 2004
  18. RocketForever

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    So which joke do you use to laugh at yourself? Wanna share? :)
     
    #18 RocketForever, Apr 22, 2004
  19. yipengzhao

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    Summer Song Giver cannot possibly be Chinese. If he is I will be pissed at him. Yao Ming is the first real Chinese NBA pro... and half of his posts have to do with how Yao has no balls. One or two, okay, but there's way too many. It's like that dragon___ guy who apologizes for being asian every time he posts.
     
    #19 yipengzhao, Apr 22, 2004
  20. RocketForever

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    I didn't say he's Chinese. Whatever race he is I just want to know which joke he uses to laugh at himself. That's all. :)
     
    #20 RocketForever, Apr 22, 2004
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