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[Doomed] Aliens in hiding until mankind is ready

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  1. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Aliens in hiding until mankind is ready, says ex-Israeli space head

    :D NY post reports:

    The truth may be out there — but nowhere near as out there as this tale.

    Space aliens have reached an agreement with the US government to stay mum on the experiments they conduct on Earth — as well as their secret base on Mars — until mankind is ready to accept them, the former head of Israel’s space program claimed in a new interview.

    “The aliens have asked not to announce that they are here [because] humanity is not ready yet,” Haim Eshed told Israeli paper Yedioth Aharonoth, according to the Jewish Press.

    The Jewish Press — speculating that Eshed, 87, may have gone to insanity and beyond — goes on to unspool his tangled web, which claims the involvement of President Trump and interplanetary diplomacy.

    “Trump was on the verge of revealing [aliens existence], but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying, ‘Wait, let people calm down first,'” Eshed, who helmed Israel’s space security program from 1981 to 2010, reportedly said. “They don’t want to start mass hysteria. They want to first make us sane and understanding.”

    Until that day, aliens have secured an agreement to keep their moves under wraps, said Eshed, noting that the extraterrestrials come in peace.

    “They have been waiting for humanity to evolve and reach a stage where we will generally understand what space and spaceships are,” said Eshed, according to the Jewish Press.

    “There’s an agreement between the US government and the aliens. They signed a contract with us to do experiments here. They, too, are researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe, and they want us as helpers.”

    One of the hubs of the cooperation is a base on Mars — where, by the way, Eshed claims American astronauts have already set foot.

    “There’s an underground base in the depths of Mars, where their representatives are, and also our American astronauts,” Eshed reportedly said.

    Eshed acknowledged that it all sounds like science fiction, but claimed that some of his peers are coming around.

    “If I had come up with what I’m saying today five years ago, I would have been hospitalized. Wherever I’ve gone with this in academia, they’ve said, ‘The man has lost his mind,'” he reportedly said. “Today they’re already talking differently. I have nothing to lose. I’ve received my degrees and awards, I am respected in universities abroad, where the trend is also changing.”

    Former President Barack Obama recently refused in an interview w
    ith “Late Show” funnyman Stephen Colbert to confirm or deny the existence of extraterrestrial life based on top-secret US records — a move Colbert jokingly took as tacit confirmation.

    Source: https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/
     
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    if the aliens are shaped like thicc pawgs, i've been ready my whole life
     
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    Di3LI-1545154657-335-quizzes-serve man.jpg

    Leave mankind alone to allow to fully develop until they are fully ready...


    to serve.
     
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  4. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Classic Twilight Zone episode. One of the bests.
     
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    Just wait until we try to explain Pitbull to them...and they annihilate humanity. Doomed.
     
  6. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    I saw that Obama interview with Colbert. Obama's reaction to Colbert's question was sort of odd.

     
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    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    We'll never be ready so nothing to worry about. It is funny that we are willing to believe in a sky fairy that will absolve us from our sins while letting innocent people suffer all over the world, but at the same time not believe that other lifeforms haven't visited the earth in the billions of year of our existence.
     
  8. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Good ole NY Post.
     
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    This one sentence invalidates the entire article:

    "“Trump was on the verge of revealing [aliens existence], but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying, ‘Wait, let people calm down first,'” Eshed, who helmed Israel’s space security program from 1981 to 2010, reportedly said. "

    No way Trump would listen to illegal aliens.
     
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    It's funny that I found that statement the most unbelievable of the entire article. No way Trump could stop himself from having that press conference..." They are good beings. Good beings. Tiny beings. Big eyes, but good beings."
     
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    @ToyCen knew it this entire time....
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Bolded for emphasis.

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    Do aliens have to wear masks?
     
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    NBC news too

    it's legit

     
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    Yediot.
     
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    Vulcans

     
  20. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    You're saying Israelis are really Vulcans?
     
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