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100 Reasons Why the Rockets Will Beat the Lakers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004.

  1. rwienert

    rwienert Member

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    #159

    because one post has actually brought together the once divided BBS, and I'm actually getting a positive vibe out of this place
     
  2. jscmedia

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    because steve needs to give us a real good reason to turn into complete luv bugs again.
     
  3. Tonaaayyyy

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    #162

    because the rocket power dancers are going to join me in a bubble bath
     
  4. SageHare6

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    #163 Because Tonaaayyyyy really cracks me up and we all want him to be happy.

    :D

    theSAGE
     
  5. disney

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    #164 because Kobe dumped Oneal!
     
  6. m_cable

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    #165 Because if we come up with enough reasons, then surely we will beat the Lakers.

    Yeah, I'm calling you surely. Deal with it!!! ;)
     
  7. craziaries

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    #166 - Because JVG will finally shave the top part of his head. It's such a distraction. He would probably look pretty cool and wiser. Just a thought.....Continue if you will.
     
  8. theWIGMAN

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    #167. Because I just got laid ... if I can score, anybody can. :D
     
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    168. Because a team with 4 hall of famers is already too cocky. If you add in a chamionship trophy, the sum of their egos may cause America to collectively vomit as a nation.
     
  10. theWIGMAN

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    169. cuz Kobe's opting out.

    170. cuz Yao will eat his spinach.

    171. cuz Shaq is cross-eyed.

    172. cuz LA don't want to play SA

    173. cuz Karla will become an NBA footnote, die without a ring, and Duncan will go down as greatest PF of all time.

    174. cuz Cuttino Mobley will stop fouling some one on a 3pt shot attempt.

    175. cuz Van Gundy has agreed to let Franchise go to the next Superbowl.

    176. cuz Van Gundy will shout "KAPIYAAAAH"

    177. cuz the heart of a champion is still beating in Clutch City.

    179. cuz Rockets go home for games 3 & 4

    180. cuz "WE BELIEVE"
     
  11. theWIGMAN

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    180. Cuz this is reason #180 (sorry, I can't count)
     
  12. thunder_james

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    181. because this is a joke.
     
  13. Bboy

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    We will win once Yao Ming gives Shaq a RIGHT HOOK every game...:)

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    because kobe is a jerk and if we throw an ugly white woman on the court he will go after her
     
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    BECAUSE IT'S OUR DESTINY. WE WILL CRUSH THE L.A. FAKERS IN SIX.
     
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    185. because we dont have moochie anymore
     

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