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Best time of day for sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Nov 21, 2020.

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Best time of day for sex?

  1. First thing in the morning before you get out of bed

    16 vote(s)
    26.2%

  2. Mid-morning after eating, working out, etc

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%

  3. Lunchtime

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  4. Afternoon Delight

    7 vote(s)
    11.5%

  5. Early evening after dinner

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  6. Right before bed, routine is king!

    12 vote(s)
    19.7%

  7. Wake up in the middle of the night sex

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  8. Drunken 3 AM sex

    8 vote(s)
    13.1%

  9. I am a virgin

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%

  10. Whenever your mom is available

    8 vote(s)
    13.1%
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  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    Nah, that's more an approximation of the size of my hardware.

     
    #21 Buck Turgidson, Nov 21, 2020
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  2. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    You liberals are the worst.
     
    #22 KingCheetah, Nov 21, 2020
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  3. donkeypunch

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    Its not very proportionate

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Does that giraffe penis have a little tongue? I can't unsee this.
     
    #24 Yung-T, Nov 22, 2020
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  5. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    After the breakup.....when both drunk.....but not TOO drunk.
     
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  7. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Morning. Fun Fact: When you wake up and go down on her, she'll always let you finish.
     
    #27 Roscoe Arbuckle, Nov 22, 2020
  8. droxford

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    My vote: morning,, but after we've both showered and brushed teeth. Fresh, clean p***y is the best.

    It's good any time, but I'm more tired in the evening.
     
    #28 droxford, Nov 22, 2020
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  9. Mr. Brightside

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    Midday. On company time.
     
    #29 Mr. Brightside, Nov 22, 2020
  10. CCorn

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    Butt stuff after a shower
     
    #30 CCorn, Nov 22, 2020
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  11. Mr.Scarface

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    Sunday Morning.
     
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  12. daywalker02

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    Morning wood.
     
    #32 daywalker02, Nov 23, 2020
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  13. ima_drummer2k

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    Morning. Pep in you step for the rest of the day.
     
    #33 ima_drummer2k, Nov 23, 2020
  14. TimDuncanDonaut

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    [​IMG]
     
    #34 TimDuncanDonaut, Nov 23, 2020
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  15. KingCheetah

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    The safest type of sexual activity during the COVID-19 pandemic is masturbation. Be sure to wash your hands and any sex toys used, both before and after masturbating. You might also consider engaging in sexual activity with partners via text, photos or videos, ideally using an encrypted platform to provide privacy protection.

    Beyond sex, there are other ways to create or maintain intimacy with a partner at a distance. Go on virtual dates together, share music you enjoy, write letters to one another or dress up for each other. Be creative.

    https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...pert-answers/sex-and-coronavirus/faq-20486572
     
    #35 KingCheetah, Nov 23, 2020
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  16. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Literally r****ded.
     
    #36 Roscoe Arbuckle, Nov 23, 2020
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  17. Kevooooo

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    This isn’t a very honest poll. I know there are more than 3 virgins here...
     
    #37 Kevooooo, Nov 24, 2020
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  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    **** the Mayo Clinic and their food-based lube agenda!
     
    #38 Xerobull, Nov 24, 2020
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