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Best time of day for sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Nov 21, 2020.

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Best time of day for sex?

  1. First thing in the morning before you get out of bed

    16 vote(s)
    26.2%
  2. Mid-morning after eating, working out, etc

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%
  3. Lunchtime

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  4. Afternoon Delight

    7 vote(s)
    11.5%
  5. Early evening after dinner

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  6. Right before bed, routine is king!

    12 vote(s)
    19.7%
  7. Wake up in the middle of the night sex

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  8. Drunken 3 AM sex

    8 vote(s)
    13.1%
  9. I am a virgin

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%
  10. Whenever your mom is available

    8 vote(s)
    13.1%
  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Nah, that's more an approximation of the size of my hardware.

     
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  2. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    You liberals are the worst.
     
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  3. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

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    Its not very proportionate

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  4. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Does that giraffe penis have a little tongue? I can't unsee this.
     
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  5. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    After the breakup.....when both drunk.....but not TOO drunk.
     
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  7. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Morning. Fun Fact: When you wake up and go down on her, she'll always let you finish.
     
  8. droxford

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    My vote: morning,, but after we've both showered and brushed teeth. Fresh, clean p***y is the best.

    It's good any time, but I'm more tired in the evening.
     
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  9. Mr. Brightside

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    Midday. On company time.
     
  10. CCorn

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    Butt stuff after a shower
     
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  11. Mr.Scarface

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    Sunday Morning.
     
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  12. daywalker02

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    Morning wood.
     
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  13. ima_drummer2k

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    Morning. Pep in you step for the rest of the day.
     
  14. TimDuncanDonaut

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    The safest type of sexual activity during the COVID-19 pandemic is masturbation. Be sure to wash your hands and any sex toys used, both before and after masturbating. You might also consider engaging in sexual activity with partners via text, photos or videos, ideally using an encrypted platform to provide privacy protection.

    Beyond sex, there are other ways to create or maintain intimacy with a partner at a distance. Go on virtual dates together, share music you enjoy, write letters to one another or dress up for each other. Be creative.


    https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...pert-answers/sex-and-coronavirus/faq-20486572
     
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  16. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Literally r****ded.
     
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  17. Kevooooo

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    This isn’t a very honest poll. I know there are more than 3 virgins here...
     
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  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    **** the Mayo Clinic and their food-based lube agenda!
     
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