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Plate, fork. Bowl, spoon or spork. Chopsticks?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Nov 5, 2020.

  1. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Red beans and rice all day
     
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  4. Mr. Brightside

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    Other than a soup or salad, I just prefer using my hands.
     
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    Damn girl iz u a math textbook? Cuz you got a lotta ****ing problems.
     
  6. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Chopsticks.
     
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    is it not so fascinating when a white person does it?


    There is an elegance to chopsticks that I do like but i do reserve them for asian cuisine. I can only imagine the horror on the faces the first time an asian person saw a westerner barbarically stab and hack at their food with a knife and fork.
     
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    Id rather fork.
     
  10. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Careful if it's Reese Witherspoon. Spooning a Witherspoon will cause a rip in the time-space continuum, two dimensions interlock and everyone will have no utensils to use. This is a whisk that I'm not willing to take.
     
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  11. TimDuncanDonaut

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    If you see someone struggle with chopsticks, you say it in a star wars voice: "may the fork be with you".
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Chopsticks = portion control?
     
  13. TWS1986

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    Wouldn't mind giving her a spoon if you catch my drift. @Jontro
     
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  14. Buck Turgidson

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    Certainly makes me eat anything rice-based more slowly.
     
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    I bought a six pack of these last year. Unless you need somewhat of an edge on the spoon for things like ice cream, I honestly prefer them now for the majority of things I would typically eat with a spoon.
     
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    No poll?
     
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    This is a big reason for why it is used. Not necessarily portion control, but it forces you to eat your food more slowly → better digestion.

    It can be infuriating with certain foods to be sure, but it is better for your gut health.
     
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    cereal fa sho with tha pho spoon
     
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